Serious question: Why do they keep Lilian Garcia around?

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Now, I understand no one is perfect & people mess up. But Lillian seemingly fukks up every show. I can hardly remember a time Howard Finkle, Gary Michael Cappetta, David Penzer, Bruce or Michael Buffer (besides Bret "Hitman" Clark...) famously messed up an introduction.

A simple search of "Lilian Garcia botch" leads to the following:

Grammy Award Winning Tag-Team of the Year


The Intercontinental championship looks a lot like the US championship.


Long Island Iced Z - JACK RYDER


Redo...Long Island Iced Z - JACK SWAGGER!


Big Johnny had her stumbling over her words


They even programmed her to botch in video games




She can't even walk down to the ring without messing up


They openly acknowledge how bad Lillian is by having the commentary team point out the botches and make fun of her.

Paul Heyman even had a go at her.


Justin Roberts was a solid ring announcer, and they let him go for some reason. Eden and Jojo are better ring announcers than Lilian, but they're forced to split ring intros. If they're willing to go to these lengths to make fun of Lillian and keep her around with all of the mess ups, my only question is why?
 
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She looks piff for 50 :takedat:

Eden and Jojo look better at 20-30 :manny:

I'm gonna guess it has something to do with her renditions of "The Star Spangled Banner" moving Vince to tears on occasion.

The performance after 9/11 got her a job for as long as she wants it.



I thought about that. I guess Vince is extremely loyal to people, so she probably has a job for life. I just remember she left for awhile, and came back full time out of nowhere.
 
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