Sex is Boring AF

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Sex with the headset on

 

[Batman]

I like covering women in baby oil and getting head. That's about as kinky as it gets with me. Not trying to get my Dean Carradine on.



Had some chick from OkCupid over at my place one morning. She came thru the spot with a bunch of anal toys. I'm not a fan of anal but it's whatever, she had a nice ass so I was willing to play.

After palming her ass and giving it that Johnson and Johnson treatment I stuck my thumb up her butt and felt something. I was thinking "Does she have anal beads in there already?" Pulled my thumb out and to my horror it was covered in dook. Everything went downhill from there.

Actually, everything went downhill from when she was kicking a bunch of ignorant racist sh!t on the ride back to my loft. At one point in my life that would have been cool but after that Trayvon Martin sh!t went down I just… can't. Again, way too indignant/conscious to enjoy it.

Should have licked that thumb.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[NvrCMyNut]

you on medication? i felt like this when i was on citalopram.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Right. It's just such a big to do. I like sitting back and letting some chick go to work while I talk sh!t on my phone. I'm not tying to lift legs and get in all kinds of positions trying to impress some chick.



Bro, I go raw. You can google it. But as for not liking pvssy I think it's more that I've had enough sex in one lifetime to not flip out over some gash. It's not necessarily top of mind for me like some thirsty brehs out there.



I think Miss Michigan may have given me a bad case of Death Grip Syndrome over the years.



Tried it. I'm far too indignant to enjoy it. I don't like.

Exactly. Just like people who LIKE coffee eventually get enough or people who LIKE super hero movies eventually get enough. If I told you I used to like Hip Hop but eventually I heard enough.... you'd say I wasn't really a fan. SOHH go look in the mirror and find yourself Breh.

 

[godkiller]

@The Nigerian
I plan on joining neogaf or another opie & anthony forum just to participate in different, perhaps more serious discussion. I'm already a prominent member on anime, football and debate forums but I could use more variety. Any suggestions?

 

[observe]

I'd rather beat my meat than have sex..

 

[The Nigerian]

Have sex in front of a police station, maybe that will put some excitement into it.

My penis doesn't work around law enforcement, breh.

Should have licked that thumb.

I told her to go to the bathroom and take a sh!t. She came back 5 mins later saying "Nothing came out!"

Needless to say I ended up giving her one of my $5 CTA day passes I keep on deck for foul chicks that need a gentle push out the door.

She was FIGHTING for an L.

you on medication? i felt like this when i was on citalopram.

No meds. Just life.

Sex with the headset on

You ever get it in while listening to old Patrice O'Neal appearances on O&A?

 

[YoungSkeezy]

I don't last long enough to get bored

 

[observe]

I agree with @The Nigerian ..I made a post about it last year

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-you-still-fukking-girls-in-the-puzzy-in-2013-yous-a-clown.135161/

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Not trying to get my Dean Carradine on.

It was much safer ways he could have done that

 

[The Nigerian]

Exactly. Just like people who LIKE coffee eventually get enough or people who LIKE super hero movies eventually get enough. If I told you I used to like Hip Hop but eventually I heard enough.... you'd say I wasn't really a fan. SOHH go look in the mirror and find yourself Breh.

Man, that sounds like it's going to cost a lot of money.

@The Nigerian
I plan on joining neogaf or another opie & anthony forum just to participate in different, perhaps more serious discussion. Any suggestions?

It's been damn near 10 years since I've posted on NeoGAF. I got banned for talking honestly about defending myself against multiple dogs (I was a paperboy at the time) and never came back. Not really into that scene.

OA isn't much for discussion. There's about 10 active posters, none of them have anything interesting to say. Oh, and it's hella racist. Tired of that sh!t.

I get my rocks off on Facebook these days.

 

[The Nigerian]

I'd rather beat my meat than have sex..

 

[Illuminatos]

You ever get it in while listening to old Patrice O'Neal appearances on O&A?

 

[Yung Yogurt]

u just gotta spice it up breh, u never heard of strap ons or anal plugs? do u homework and be creative