Sex is Boring AF

[Torrential]

u just gotta spice it up breh, u never heard of strap ons or anal plugs? do u homework and be creative

 

[mortuus est]

I stuck my thumb up her butt and felt something. I was thinking "Does she have anal beads in there already?" Pulled my thumb out and to my horror it was covered in dook. Everything went downhill from there.

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[The Nigerian]

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Soooo not cool.

 

[Arris]

 

[mortuus est]

Soooo not cool.

ive been there bro, the sight of poo didnt hit me but the smell did, i felt so disrespected, didnt holla again

 

[kp404]

what the fukk?????:pryorwtf::pryorwtf:

 

[kp404]

Soooo not cool.

What happened to your rep?

 

[FluffyCorleone]

Sounds like there's an ingredient in the Molly Watr that's adversely affecting your hormone levels.

 

[kp404]

Sounds like there's an ingredient in the Molly Watr that's adversely affecting your hormone levels.

:deadmutumbo:he's testing a new ingredient for "Mollywatr Zero," new flavors coming sooner than the original one :smughov2:

 

[The Nigerian]

This dude knows whats up.

 

[Hans Wurst]

something isn't right with your life if you can't lose yourself during sex. or you use it and it doesn't work anymore

 

[MostReal]

Like when you eat chocolate and hate it the whole time.... I think that means you don't like chocolate. Think about it. The one act that men trade money, family, and health for - you find boring. Might mean you don't like puzzy.

I will give you one pass. If you are wearing a rubber then I totally understand. But most niqqas like that just don't wear rubbers - in my case I keep an actual girlfriend instead of random hook ups.

Sounds about right Nigerian

 

[MostReal]

I agree with @The Nigerian ..I made a post about it last year

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/if-you-still-fukking-girls-in-the-puzzy-in-2013-yous-a-clown.135161/

 

[gangreen]

Just by the way you described events in ur story, I think u have a borderline personality disorder breh.

 

[Serious]

ive been there bro, the sight of poo didnt hit me but the smell did, i felt so disrespected, didnt holla again

don't know how anyone can get passed that...