Anyone get EXTREMELY bored during sex?
Like, after the initial "OMG I'm IN" feeling wears off I just get really bored and distracted. Like, I have a million other thoughts swirling through my head as I'm giving the stroke.
Last time I had sex I just kept my Bluetooth headset on and listened to Star Live and Direct while giving the obligatory pelvic thrusts. Ugh. Such a chore. Ended up getting Charlie horse in my quad and my bed sheets were covered in baby oil. Not cool.
These days I just like getting some good dome from an egar participant. Head is great because you don't have to focus at all.
I came to this conclusion one Sunday afternoon while getting domed up in my car. I was driving down the interstate, talking sh!t to idiots on my friend's list, roasting a swisher, and listening to Maria Hinojosa documenting all the wins Latinos had that week all while getting properly serviced by some random I met on Tinder. Good times.
After everything was said and done we had a great time listening to Maria Hinojosa wrap up the broadcast with a discussion about her multiple abortion experiences. Then I dropped her home and went back to regular life. Unlike sex which is all messy and can leave you in bed all damn day.
One of the realest posts ever. Pos rep off top when I'm able to rep again. Anybody who's had a lot of sex has gone through this phase. I had a crazy run in the Caribbean a few years back, I was regular f*ckin' 1-2 bishes a day, and one time hit 4 in a 24 hour spree. I LITERALLY didn't want to f*ck sometimes. Bishes would hit me up, and I'd be like
let's chill and smoke out for a few hours first. It's crazy, and most dudes won't believe it, but there literally is a thing as TOO MUCH SEX. After a while, you don't even care. I would do stupid sh*t like fishhook bishes in their mouth or slap them with their own hands to keep it entertaining
After a while you find out sex is way more meaningful and interesting with a special person you have developed an emotional bond with. It sounds bishmade but its true. I say the +/- is 10 randoms within 90 days. Once you do that, beyond that level, your roster is INSANE, you literally have to be scheduling bishes, like ok, I got Lupita at 2, Kenya at 4, Maria at 6 etc. It actually becomes a job.
I do recommend all nikkaz to go through that phase because a) it's the bomb, and b) to get it out your system, but one can only go so long f*ckin' randoms before the pleasure becomes meaningless.
all day
these fukking smilies wtffff
