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Da Spice...
...Geezus brehs. 
Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!
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LOUD
King Of All Kings
I put and IPhone case over and an jail broken iPod and slapped the big apple sticker that come with 5c and sold it
I hit this nikka up for a whole pack asked him for the low he tried to jerk me I said fukk it I'll cawp rose around with his boy to test it in the whip gave him the money and hopped out
Play money
Sold the whole pack
nikka text me fukk you p*ssy and delete my number
Pick up a USB stick in rite aid asked if I can return it got $25 on a rite aid card spent 5.99 to activate a visa vanilla card hit another lick later with same card
Told a hood rat I'll take her out on a nice date all through the day museum movies restaurant walk in park and horse ride all in one day
Made her get hair done and buy an outfit
Still ain't respond
fukk with Loud baby I stay down and low key
I hit this nikka up for a whole pack asked him for the low he tried to jerk me I said fukk it I'll cawp rose around with his boy to test it in the whip gave him the money and hopped out
Play money
Sold the whole pack
nikka text me fukk you p*ssy and delete my number
Pick up a USB stick in rite aid asked if I can return it got $25 on a rite aid card spent 5.99 to activate a visa vanilla card hit another lick later with same card
Told a hood rat I'll take her out on a nice date all through the day museum movies restaurant walk in park and horse ride all in one day
Made her get hair done and buy an outfit
Still ain't respond
fukk with Loud baby I stay down and low key
I remember back in elementary school, for some strange odd reason i put doo doo in my book bag and went into class not having a clue what i just did. I use to shyt and take the doo doo out the toilet and squish it in my hands. I don't really know why i did those things so don't ask me why. I can also remember tasting it and remember it not having any flavor.
I remember waking up one morning thirsty ass hell, afraid to go into the kitchen cause i was afraid of roaches and my dad yelling at me. Well, i went into the bathroom to take a leak, with my eyes blurred, hardly can see, i seen a cup on top of the sink which appeared to be juice inside of it. I took the cup to drink the juice... but something wasn't right as the content inside of the cup took too long to go down my throat. So i stopped mid way from finishing the drink, cleared my eyes with water, senses and vision back intact only to look inside the cup and realize i was drinking my dad throat mucus he spits in a cup whenever he's sick.
I can also recall the time i was in elementary school when i was about to enter the building, a butch dike who looks like @ThiefyPoo swinged the door open to spit out her throat mucus only for it to land inside my mouth. Obviously she didn't see me cause she apologized. I remember her apology going something like "Sorry, girl, i didn't see you. You'll be alright." I stayed in that spot for over 15 mins trying to put together the pieces on what just took place.... with her throat snot still in my mouth.
Yes, breh's, i was a walking L. So many stories
I know you're a swallow then.
My girlfriend was away in SF for winter vacation. My homeboy calls me and says he'll need a wingman for these two chicks. I went it not planning on smashing just to make sure my boy got some. I ended up fukking the second chick b/c she was planning on going in and blocking my boy from fukking her friend in the front room.
Smashed raw and creampied the chick...told me she was on the shot. She wanted me to to choke her as hard I could...she passed out for a couple of seconds.
More stories coming.
Smashed raw and creampied the chick...told me she was on the shot. She wanted me to to choke her as hard I could...she passed out for a couple of seconds.
More stories coming.
wow @ the stories in here...
i only have a few minor things..
so using from 8 years ago til death to make up for it all.
Yo you might not wanna put some of that shyt out there like that...
<<TheStandard>>
I Am A God
I lost my virginity in a train.
I was so into myself and my own interest that I never really got many women until I started Djing regularly (which puts me in the spotlight and makes bagging hoes very easy)...As a teen I got clowned by my homies for not getting much p*ssy and I lost my virginity later than most in my teens (my homies were fukking at 12) (as a young teen I just looked at like I'll get a decent chick, wife her up and it'll be some love shyt, sorta like the movies) but to be honest I never put the effort in.....to this day I still put minimal effort into it, it's probably worse now. Males are supposed to be the hunters and I was always a loner and to myself. Obviously back as a teen people saw this lack of chase as you can't get bytches, you don't have any game, you're gay, you're weird.....something, but it was more of thing where I was so good at occupying my time with music, djing, chasing money, hustles, sports, video games, internet and just being alone I never gave a fukk about chasing hoes around. It was ridiculous in retrospect, I stopped talking to a bytch in high school that liked me because she didn't know who AZ was. Dumped another one because she kept calling me during times in which I would be playing Madden. A lot of men like the chase, I just like the p*ssy......if it came it came, if it didn't so be it.......I think that's what lead to me being involved in trains (or as we saw in philly partying bytches) in my teens initially because my homies were on the tip like....damn I gotta get this nikka some yams......I'ma fukk this girl and then you gonna fukk her and so will everyone else. My homie literally choked a girl out and made her fukk me only for me to not want to fukk her.......
Back when I was Djing at this particular night club, we used to have a ton of celebrities come through.....Pretty crazy. Anyway's I used to sell my dikk to hoes for VIP passes. Wasn't my idea.........J Cole came to the club. Shorty loved J cole said I'll suck your dikk and fukk you give me a VIP pass.....I said
then 
.....I started to implement this when other stars would come. Rihanna, a few others.
I've gotten so much easy p*ssy in my life I don't know how to work for p*ssy or women.....I've pretty much fukked bytches and thrown them in the bushes for like the past 5-6 years. I honestly think I'm damaged.......I am kinda bored of it and want something solid but I just don't know how to chase bytches, build with them over a period of time.
I set my Ivy League Degree on Fire.....people looked at me like I was nuts. (see that Nasir Jones XXL cover)
Back in 7th grade someone looked over my me while I was putting my lock combination, got my locker combination, broke into my locker and stole my cds. I wasn't a DJ yet but I was my way to being one. This was back in 98....I used to carry my whole collection around me in one of those case logic cases. I had everything.......Old shyt, new shyt, rare shyt.......even had the Bonus Cds that came with DMX's first album and Jay-Z Vol 2 that you could only get with the first shipment. I found out who it was because he snitched to a girl who I used to date. I told my uncle and we tied him up behind Forman Millz and put the beats on him and told him if he told anyone he was going to kill him and that the cds needed to be back in my posession. My uncle also told the principal of the school that this kid stole my cds and made it look like he handled it the politically correct way and they had a talk in school like that ass whooping didn't happen and my Uncle was just a concerned parent
. I remember the next day my cds were back in my locker and dude missed a few days of school. I saw dude in the club a few years back (he looks terrible, I remember thinking damn his life didn't go nearly as well as mine) and let's just say there's a certain level of respect when he sees me. 
I hit my mom with a baseball bat when I was little because she made my company go home. I have no recollection of this, but my family will never let me forget it : (
I beat bytch up with a Ninja turtle sword at a funeral. Thought I was Leonardo breh.
I was so into myself and my own interest that I never really got many women until I started Djing regularly (which puts me in the spotlight and makes bagging hoes very easy)...As a teen I got clowned by my homies for not getting much p*ssy and I lost my virginity later than most in my teens (my homies were fukking at 12) (as a young teen I just looked at like I'll get a decent chick, wife her up and it'll be some love shyt, sorta like the movies) but to be honest I never put the effort in.....to this day I still put minimal effort into it, it's probably worse now. Males are supposed to be the hunters and I was always a loner and to myself. Obviously back as a teen people saw this lack of chase as you can't get bytches, you don't have any game, you're gay, you're weird.....something, but it was more of thing where I was so good at occupying my time with music, djing, chasing money, hustles, sports, video games, internet and just being alone I never gave a fukk about chasing hoes around. It was ridiculous in retrospect, I stopped talking to a bytch in high school that liked me because she didn't know who AZ was. Dumped another one because she kept calling me during times in which I would be playing Madden. A lot of men like the chase, I just like the p*ssy......if it came it came, if it didn't so be it.......I think that's what lead to me being involved in trains (or as we saw in philly partying bytches) in my teens initially because my homies were on the tip like....damn I gotta get this nikka some yams......I'ma fukk this girl and then you gonna fukk her and so will everyone else. My homie literally choked a girl out and made her fukk me only for me to not want to fukk her.......
Back when I was Djing at this particular night club, we used to have a ton of celebrities come through.....Pretty crazy. Anyway's I used to sell my dikk to hoes for VIP passes. Wasn't my idea.........J Cole came to the club. Shorty loved J cole said I'll suck your dikk and fukk you give me a VIP pass.....I said
then .....I started to implement this when other stars would come. Rihanna, a few others.I've gotten so much easy p*ssy in my life I don't know how to work for p*ssy or women.....I've pretty much fukked bytches and thrown them in the bushes for like the past 5-6 years. I honestly think I'm damaged.......I am kinda bored of it and want something solid but I just don't know how to chase bytches, build with them over a period of time.
I set my Ivy League Degree on Fire.....people looked at me like I was nuts. (see that Nasir Jones XXL cover)
Back in 7th grade someone looked over my me while I was putting my lock combination, got my locker combination, broke into my locker and stole my cds. I wasn't a DJ yet but I was my way to being one. This was back in 98....I used to carry my whole collection around me in one of those case logic cases. I had everything.......Old shyt, new shyt, rare shyt.......even had the Bonus Cds that came with DMX's first album and Jay-Z Vol 2 that you could only get with the first shipment. I found out who it was because he snitched to a girl who I used to date. I told my uncle and we tied him up behind Forman Millz and put the beats on him and told him if he told anyone he was going to kill him and that the cds needed to be back in my posession. My uncle also told the principal of the school that this kid stole my cds and made it look like he handled it the politically correct way and they had a talk in school like that ass whooping didn't happen and my Uncle was just a concerned parent
. I remember the next day my cds were back in my locker and dude missed a few days of school. I saw dude in the club a few years back (he looks terrible, I remember thinking damn his life didn't go nearly as well as mine) and let's just say there's a certain level of respect when he sees me. I hit my mom with a baseball bat when I was little because she made my company go home. I have no recollection of this, but my family will never let me forget it : (
I beat bytch up with a Ninja turtle sword at a funeral. Thought I was Leonardo breh.
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BantuKnotz99
Pro
Damn....well I shot a nikka 4 years ago bucked at em 3 times he got hit once in the chest...did my time now I'm on the straight and narrow.
Thanksgiving 2009. Me and my cousin were in Louisiana visiting our great-grandma. Our great uncle had us doing yard work and the nikka gave us a couple of dollars a piece. 
Got back at this nikka...went on backpages or craigslist and had a transsexual prostitute show up to his place. Gave the tranny his cell number and everything. Not sure what was the total damage, but that cheap nikka didn't show up for Turkey dinner and his wife and him separated for a while after that period. 
Got back at this nikka...went on backpages or craigslist and had a transsexual prostitute show up to his place. Gave the tranny his cell number and everything. Not sure what was the total damage, but that cheap nikka didn't show up for Turkey dinner and his wife and him separated for a while after that period. 
<<TheStandard>>
I Am A God
I shat my self in the middle of class in 6th grade (in 1st period....) because I kept farting out loud trying to be an a$$hole & hit the class with that machine gun funk.....it was funny until on the last fart a big block of shyt just came out....I was like 
I immediately ran to the bath room, finished shytting, washed my ass, threw my boxers in the trash can & pretended it never happened.
I was kinda fukked because a little bit of the doo doo slipped through the cracks of the boxers and got on the inside of my jeans....I didn't want to go to the office and call my mom at her job and say mom, I shytted on myself..... so I just hid from everyone for the rest of the day....sat in the back of class rooms, went to the library at lunch....I just avoided people, dipped out immediately after school.I was in one class & someone was like something stinks & I was like yeah, it smells rough in here, blaming it on other people and shyt like yeah we just came back from gym & a couple of cats forgot deodorant.....Someone was like
you're right, that makes sense and just never mentioned it again......but deep inside I was 
To this day I'm surprised no one ever came up to me clowned me for shytting myself.....man.....I would have never lived that shyt down.....My homie pressed his ass against a wall and shytted one time because he couldn't make it the bathroom in time & had to wipe his ass with leaves and shyt....lol I still bake dude forever..
but yeah Milk, scrambled eggs & hotdogs cheese with EXTRA hot sauce is not good for you...especially in the morning
I immediately ran to the bath room, finished shytting, washed my ass, threw my boxers in the trash can & pretended it never happened.
I was kinda fukked because a little bit of the doo doo slipped through the cracks of the boxers and got on the inside of my jeans....I didn't want to go to the office and call my mom at her job and say mom, I shytted on myself..... so I just hid from everyone for the rest of the day....sat in the back of class rooms, went to the library at lunch....I just avoided people, dipped out immediately after school.I was in one class & someone was like something stinks & I was like yeah, it smells rough in here, blaming it on other people and shyt like yeah we just came back from gym & a couple of cats forgot deodorant.....Someone was like
you're right, that makes sense and just never mentioned it again......but deep inside I was To this day I'm surprised no one ever came up to me clowned me for shytting myself.....man.....I would have never lived that shyt down.....My homie pressed his ass against a wall and shytted one time because he couldn't make it the bathroom in time & had to wipe his ass with leaves and shyt....lol I still bake dude forever..
but yeah Milk, scrambled eggs & hotdogs cheese with EXTRA hot sauce is not good for you...especially in the morning
BuyandSave
All Star
Man, I always knew there were a lot of pieces of shyt on this forum but damn breh...
Gonna look it up now
<<TheStandard>>
I Am A God
There's a lot of pieces of shyt everywhere in life. Everyone has secrets, things that are grimy, fukked up, things they regret, we're human....None of us are perfect.
i shat myself in the college dorm TV area after eating a bacon egg and cheese on a hot spring day..we were watching simpsons and i was cracking up hard..that sandwich made my stomach do flipflops..one hard laugh bam evacuating bowels with accompanied by a loud fart..there were 2 cats in there like 
..i had to waddle into the bathroom area..they were occupied except one..the one that had no door and was the nearest to the main door 
..so i had to take off my shorts and briefs and dump the contents into the toilet..unfortunately a couple of the cats came in and saw me doing this and had the 
then ..i got clowned for the rest of the semester in that dorm by those cats once they spread what they seen
..i had to waddle into the bathroom area..they were occupied except one..the one that had no door and was the nearest to the main door ..so i had to take off my shorts and briefs and dump the contents into the toilet..unfortunately a couple of the cats came in and saw me doing this and had the then ..i got clowned for the rest of the semester in that dorm by those cats once they spread what they seen
