Side chick's boyfriend called me, left a voicemail and sent a text

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He can't really think I'm gonna call him back. :mjlol: No way this nikka's from Harlem.

Her either.

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how did yall meet? did you use protection? when and where do you guys fukk? how long its been going on? do you have a picture of her? would you wife her? how many side pieces do you have? do you have a main girl? Do they have kids together? how do you know its not your kids? Is she engaged? how did he know to track you down?
 

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come on dude. this sh1t seems like it came straight out of the imaginary world of a dude that aint never got laid. like what? if u goto go through even a quarter of what you just posted, ur priorities in life are all types of screwed up.
Foreal

Like getting a side chick is like becoming an international spy or something. Some things I agree with but usually side chicks know they're the side chick.


Like we supposed to get fake ID's, burner phones, fake passports, buy another car, travel to random states to fukk a bytch?
 

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how did yall meet? did you use protection? when and where do you guys fukk? how long its been going on? do you have a picture of her? would you wife her? how many side pieces do you have? do you have a main girl? Do they have kids together? how do you know its not your kids? Is she engaged? how did he know to track you down?
:dame: relax
 

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how did yall meet? did you use protection? when and where do you guys fukk? how long its been going on? do you have a picture of her? would you wife her? how many side pieces do you have? do you have a main girl? Do they have kids together? how do you know its not your kids? Is she engaged? how did he know to track you down?
:dahell: You his hired P.I. bruh?
 

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how did yall meet? did you use protection? when and where do you guys fukk? how long its been going on? do you have a picture of her? would you wife her? how many side pieces do you have? do you have a main girl? Do they have kids together? how do you know its not your kids? Is she engaged? how did he know to track you down?
D'Angelo Russell... is that you? :lupe:
 

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come on dude. this sh1t seems like it came straight out of the imaginary world of a dude that aint never got laid. like what? if u goto go through even a quarter of what you just posted, ur priorities in life are all types of screwed up.
nikka it's true... now usually i don't give a fukk.. i'm going to tell you straight up what it is and don't give a damn if you know me.. i don't have time for all this

but my homegirl called me last night.. she's preggo.. she called dude to tell him

his response: "well you better start looking for a stepdad cause i'm not doing shyt for that baby.. and don't even think about child support cause YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY REAL NAME"


she called back.... google number :francis:


Funny this is, I talked to her last night and she apologized to me for the whole situation. She told me how she :ufdup: letting him use her iPad and how he went in her messages and how she understands me not wanting to talk to him.

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She knows she's the one that has to handle that situation. But there are males in this thread still talking that "You need to man up and talk to him" shyt.:mjlol:
went from "i'm going to block them"

to "yea so i called her back and talked"



yea... you're a dummy... you opened that door right back up.. it'll be no time before you're smashing again or at the least, boo loving on the phone... then she'll get caught again.. and there will be another thread


you obviously not learning no lessons here :francis:
 

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nikka it's true... now usually i don't give a fukk.. i'm going to tell you straight up what it is and don't give a damn if you know me.. i don't have time for all this

but my homegirl called me last night.. she's preggo.. she called dude to tell him

his response: "well you better start looking for a stepdad cause i'm not doing shyt for that baby.. and don't even think about child support cause YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY REAL NAME"


she called back.... google number :francis:



went from "i'm going to block them"

to "yea so i called her back and talked"



yea... you're a dummy... you opened that door right back up.. it'll be no time before you're smashing again or at the least, boo loving on the phone... then she'll get caught again.. and there will be another thread


you obviously not learning no lessons here :francis:
Pay better attention. I said I blocked HIM, dummy. And I didn't call her. She called me pretty much to apologize for getting sloppy and involving me in this fukkery. Don't worry about me...I'm good.
 
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This is why when dealing with side hoes and shyt:

- No legal name
- Do not drive in your own car
- Do not meet her at your spot let her know where you live, no facebook etc. use a burner phone number (Tracphone etc. that you buy anonymously at retail store in boomfukk, nowhere)
- HANDS DOWN BIGGEST THING: DO NOT INTRODUCE THE bytch TO YOUR FRIEND OR ANYONE YOU KNOW - IF YOU RUN INTO ANYBODY YOU KNOW INSTRUCT THEM TO ACT LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW YOU - IF THEY DON'T - IMMEDIATELY DROP THE bytch SAME-DAY NO EXCEPTIONS

Leave as little info/intel about yourself as possible. Create a fake identity.

Your name is Jackson Briggs you are from Mississippi, you are a computer technician that repairs hardware for small businesses around the country.

I don't care what you got to do - Go the next state over, find a bytch that isn't mobile or intelligent. Just make fukkin sure if you got to go ghost you can do it.

Don't give no fukkin names addresses real phone numbers social media NOTHING. If you got to - Get a nikka in Nigeria or some CAC in Russia to create a fake online presence for you. Contact them thru a masked subhost or whatever the fukk you call it that masks your IP address and scrambles it. Get a referral for a guy that processes like hundreds of thousands of fake shyts a day and does it for a living.

When you get a ho - Get one from a liberal state. Absolutely do not fukk with a broad in a state where the child support system seeks out any man to recoup welfare losses. Stay away from states that have heavy welfare burdens. They will just want ANY man to get on the hook to recoup that money whether you the daddy or not.

Obviously use condoms - But you can't use hotels because they need a CC. Find motels that take cash or setup craigslist off the radar shyt that is cash and key only - NO ELECTRONIC WRITTEN COMMUNICATION.

Literally - In order to prevent getting trapped by some of these bytches you have to be almost entirely off the grid. Never use Uber, they track your entire trip with GPS for purposes of calculating how much you should pay. But the local police can request details potentially. Yall heard of the Apple battle with the feds - NEVER USE IPHONE IF YOU CREEPING nikka IT IS THE EASIEST MOST PREDICTABLE SYSTEM TO BREAK INTO FOR THE AUTHORITIES TO NAIL A BABY THAT IS NOT YOURS ON YOUR BLACK ASS nikka :damn:

Now a lot of yall may read this shyt and say this nikka crazy. It really depends where you live. If you need additional detail I have state by state guidelines especially for:

- Georgia
- Florida
- Indiana
- Michigan

These are states if you live in you have to be EXTRA careful on what type of Women you even interact with. :wow: Think I'm lying, you haven't been watching the news or peeping the youtube vids of countless young bloods in these states that have had frivolous accusations of babies pinned on them and they literally met the chick once, added her on FB, she hired a PI to get more intel on the dude and they served him a child support notice in the mail to an old addy - He never got it, statute of limitation passed. 2 years later state troopers come knocking on nikka window 2-3 states away talmbout you owe $3-5k in back child support pay up ASAP or we are extraditing you back to Jax :dame:

IT'S REAL OUT THERE AND BABY DADDY THE LEAST YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT, STOP DEALING WITH THESE AMATEUR HOES - READ MY SIG - ACCURATE AS OF APRIL 2016 :damn:
got damn nikka...:dame:
 
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