Signs She’s a Bird Thread

[that guy]

 

[that guy]

Yall. We might meed to admit that We hate women.

When are WE going to admit.

These responses are fukking hilarious and ridiculous .

We really putting women into these boxes.

The glittered steering wheel was enough for me to realize that my disgust was irrational. That shyt was funny

Nahh that glittering steering wheel is facts

 

[that guy]

My last ex alone was everything said in this thread


Nissan w the glittering steering wheel

junky car

Listens to trap/gangster music

On tinder for “friends”

Excessive tattoos including chest tattoos

Just recently got BBL surgery

Lied about insignificant things

All of her friends are birds

Addicted to weed

No real relationships but hella bodies

Never had a father

Attention whore

 

[hatealot]

My last ex alone was everything said in this thread


Nissan w the glittering steering wheel

junky car

Listens to trap/gangster music

On tinder for “friends”

Excessive tattoos including chest tattoos

Just recently got BBL surgery

Lied about insignificant things

All of her friends are birds

Addicted to weed

No real relationships but hella bodies

Never had a father

Attention whore

Slide me her number.

 

[that guy]

Slide me her number.

Trust me breh I wouldn’t do that to you. She will destroy you mentally, physically, spiritually, and emotionally. I call these women life force drainers.

These the women that healthy men marry and end up dying at 50 of a heart attack.

 

[King Poetic]

-Love saying "Periodt"

-Always posting her personal biz on social media

-Says "no nikka can handle me"

-Her ex tatted on her

-On section 8 and continuously move every BF in

-Wears pajamas to the corner store

-Pronounce landlord as "landlaw"

-Cusses out her 'babydaddy' on the phone while shopping

-Twerks in Wal Mart

-Calls herself "that bytch"',boss bytch or "baddest bytch"

-Nickname is Peaches,Nu Nu or Diamond

- Pregnant and still posting thirst trap photos

-Post every dude she dating/fukking on her Facebook and IG and always posting 'we've had
our ups and downs but nothing can break us apart'

-Calls herself a redbone but actually brown skinned

-Says her hair used to be long and down her back but she cut it

-Eats ramen noodles with hot dogs

-Puts light bill in one of hers kids name

-Says 'ayeee' every time her or her homegirl start dancing

-Post a dozen pics of her newborn for likes

that right there!!! Is the nail in the coffin

the last 2 chicks I met, couldn’t wait to moved me in within 4 months and I got my own house

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

• Values style over substance
• Likes and seeks attention
• Narcissism
• Values are traditional when it suits her but progressive and feminist when it suits her
• Prioritizes make up, hair and nails over fitness
• Puts career over family
• Wants to save her money, while you spend all yours...on her
• Has lots of male friends
• Lives above her means
• Wears bodycon dresses
• Over 5'7 but still wears stilettos
• Obsessed with name brands
• Orders out more than she cooks
• All groceries must come from trader Joe, whole foods ect.
• Leases a luxury car but rents a home or apartment
• Believes men should pay for everything

 

[President Sakora]

multiple skinny chains, and one has her name in that slim wire gold shyt

puts vinegar and other shyt in ramen

has a gay home boy who can do hair and shyt

has a strange relationship with the weedman

buys wraps that nobody else buy... peach white owls and shyt

saves empty bottles of liquor and has em on her refrigerator like trophies

those furry sandal/slide things

nigggggaaaaa.......you don't know the halffff

 

[President Sakora]

she listens to and is a fan of drill music....

 

[dizzy4111]

-Love saying "Periodt"

-Always posting her personal biz on social media

-Says "no nikka can handle me"

-Her ex tatted on her

-On section 8 and continuously move every BF in

-Wears pajamas to the corner store

-Pronounce landlord as "landlaw"

-Cusses out her 'babydaddy' on the phone while shopping

-Twerks in Wal Mart

-Calls herself "that bytch"',boss bytch or "baddest bytch"

-Nickname is Peaches,Nu Nu or Diamond

- Pregnant and still posting thirst trap photos

-Post every dude she dating/fukking on her Facebook and IG and always posting 'we've had
our ups and downs but nothing can break us apart'

-Calls herself a redbone but actually brown skinned

-Says her hair used to be long and down her back but she cut it

-Eats ramen noodles with hot dogs

-Puts light bill in one of hers kids name

-Says 'ayeee' every time her or her homegirl start dancing

-Post a dozen pics of her newborn for likes

Scary how specific yet accurate most of these are

 

[Damba]

Ya'll nikkas just naming hood rat traits. Watch a bytch with a degree and a career run ya'll nikkas pockets

Impossibru