Smark darling already finished

[PYRRHUS 88]

man i need FinnDaGawd to debut right fukking now...and i need a CDQ of that theme asap

this is a cover version some dude made, but it sounds pretty damn close

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Devitt got the best theme since Stone Cold

 

[23Barrettcity]

this is a cover version some dude made, but it sounds pretty damn close

Wtf that theme if his real theme sounds like that you can tell hhh is putting thought into him . I can see the usual run in spot or interrupt a promo on raw spot when the music hits and the crowd going crazy . Wow is cfo$ making his and Kentas??

 

[23Barrettcity]

Devitt got the best theme since Stone Cold

These themes will knock on raw and on ppvs. They have big league sounds

 

[Art Barr]

why is he not:

LORD BAYLOR


he was prince devitt,....
how is it,..
no one is smart enough to put a stately title infront of baylor?

i swear this company is inept.
if this doesn't work.
they are going to blame him like they blamed ultimo dragon.

art barr

 

[Art Barr]

Give Steen a name like Jake Muller and start up that Finn and Jake tag team call them The Adventurers.

they are not that smart.
to connect a kids tv show and the nostalgia of that draw like they could.
even, though...
this company claims to be so current with things like social media.


art barr

 

[Art Barr]

Some guys get over despite a shytty name, but it doesnt do them any favors, especially early on. If the names didnt matter at all, WWE wouldnt bother changing them.

daniel bryan is the only one who has gotten over with a fake real name, real name.
he, only got over because he somehow and i mean somehow.
knew how to make everything demeaning and low quality.
that, wwe, purposefully tried to saddle him with into gold.
it was literally like he said,......
every night looking over his shyt.
how do i make this bad, into good.
then, he went and did that shyt.

nobody else has learned how to do that.
nobody else will really be able to consistently as well.
as nobody really has his bryan's braintrust and level of execution.
not to mention,...
nobody should be held to that at all, either.
the wwe needs to make a template.
that brings in talent that can take a better designed template and run with it while having a coach who is fast enough to make the accurrate signals to keep anything from going awry.

outside of daniel bryan and any other performer.
who had a fake real name, real name gimmick, i can remember off the top of my head.

the fake real name, real name gimmick is doomed to fail from simple x's and o's.
all, because the circumstances the real name became the clique signifying draw.
it is based upon, will never be able to be recreated.
as, it is latched onto the draw of hogun turning heel.
plus, has not typically.
nor, consistently resulted in any actual positive results.
even, when overly pushed and crammed down the buying public's throat.
to negative drawing numbers half of what rock and mick were making by salvaging a depleted roster.
that was missing steve austin.
just like this roster is missing daniel bryan.


as evidenced in the past fifteen years of continuity.
that, clique lead and endorsed organization's have used as their governing template of failure.
then, mishmashed and spun to look like said failure was a success.

basically the solution is.......
wwe, needs to meld with the braintrust of heyman and just get his life all the way fukk'n right.
so, he won't be thinking about making new promotions.
to fukk you because you said fukk him from the start with a whole bunch of restriction and conditions.
while, you try to drain him of his braintrust.
when, his life and pockets not right.
plus, you trying to use him.
like he don't see you using him and like he won't get back at you.

just do the man, right.

he will cut out the anxiety and book you guys back into the powerhouse you made yourself into.
after you buried his shyt and stole principals from his shyt.

there is the rant and the solution for you, dreggs of the internet out there.





art barr

 

[Art Barr]

that shyt woUld work, though.
as, it is grown men, to women and kids dressing like those character right now.
it is a cult, joe.

if, i bought my daughter one of those hats.
off paralyzing cuteness, alone....
i could take over the world.




art barr

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

why is he not:

LORD BAYLOR


he was prince devitt,....
how is it,..
no one is smart enough to put a stately title infront of baylor?

i swear this company is inept.
if this doesn't work.
they are going to blame him like they blamed ultimo dragon.

art barr

he can always become Lord...actually if he goes heel they could make an interesting segment out of him gaining his "lordship"..

 

[Art Barr]

That's true, I remember everyone utterly shytting on Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose when those names were announced. Didn't seem to matter

fukk, the worst name in a LONG time was Dolph Ziggler and now we don't see it as anything other than second nature

the shield have never been given any really pisspoor angles.
or, low quality reasoning the entire time they have been on roster.

they were going to get over, regardless.
anyone handled better than the nwo with that many thumbs up and green lights lit.
is going to get over, with any name you would have given them.
given, the exact principals and the generation of worker, we are in.

the problem with the wwe.
wwe, as a whole.
only know how to do clique template based booking.
which has shown to never really consistently draw.
plus, is only limited to the clique's braintrust of ideas.
which in bulk is a textbook of fail.
with only one drawing type of angle that works.
which is a strong promotion dominating stable based work.
that hinges upon, feeling like they are taking over the corp.
while, being aligned with the corporation.

not to mention, it really only worked with the shield.
as the principals were really proven draws, in some type of pedigree.
from family like reigns,...
to the indie drawing darling in moxley,...
to the halfway liked workrate beast in black/rollins.

also,...i still call rollins black, and very rarely do i call him seth rollins consistently.
to prove how bad a name it is.
only reason i tolerate it is.
by accident,..seth rollins.
i connect to henry rollins and by accident.
tyler black has a flag like dope intro.
outside of that,....
the wwe has not explained anything remotely close to rollins and why he is a rollins.
when, the intrigue of a wrassler should be why they are who they are.
which is one reason why a lot more outside principals who are present in the wwe.

should be allowed to actually do more.
not, be forced into a clique restrictive arena.
with no wiggle room, to actually succeed.

the bryan and the shield are the only two submissions.
that are the exception to the rule.
when, you look deep into the actual background.
into why they work with the general fan.

with the daniel bryan situation.
daniel bryan is just a reverse, of bryan danielson.
with, a moniker length shortening chop of what felt like an asian/indie connection in the son.
on, bryan danielson's real last name.

which is why over time his real name worked.
along with this workrate being on prodigy/marvel levels of holy shyt'ness.
that i would not be scared of saying.
is arguably the best worker in the history of wrasslin.



art barr

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

that shyt wold work, though.
as, it is grown men, to women and kids dressing like those character right now.
it is a cult, joe.

if, i bought my daughter one of those hats.
off paralyzing cuteness, alone....
i could take over the world.




art barr

show is crack
and everyone would get a kick out of it


makes too much senses........... so it wont happen

 

[Art Barr]

he can always become Lord...actually if he goes heel they could make an interesting segment out of him gaining his "lordship"..

i wish they were as smart as your suggestion, pinyapplesuckas.
they never fully explained hunter hearst helmsley and his lordship.
how, in the hell are they gonna explain, devitt becoming a lord.


art barr

 

[Art Barr]

Devitt isn't extremely flippy like say ricochet though really he kind of modified his move set already with the bullet club . Thinking about he already was transitioning to a more www friendly style already I guess

imo, if you peep his game over the last bit.
you can actually see a cognitive attempt to incorporate their [wwe] idealings into his workrate.
yet, he still went off without a hitch and that i think is why the wwe finally decided to pursue him in a closing capacity.


art barr

 

[Peter Parker]

After thinking about it for awhile, if they drop the Finn, just Balor would be dope

But Finn Balor as a whole isn't that bad

 

[Art Barr]

im interested in why u feel that way?

i never seen a heel get over with face paint.

sting : in uwf
kamala
great muta
vampiro
papa shango
viscera
demolition

there were guys in facepaint who were heels who got over.


art barr