So a breh just came back from 3 weeks in Japan. They really have mastered the modern restroom.

[dj-method-x]

Breh, those bidets were something else. It ain’t just about the spray cleaning your butt. First off, the seats are heated — so when you sit down, it’s already warm. Second, they’re self-cleaning and even spray the bowl before you drop a deuce, so you never leave streaks. The lid opens and closes automatically when you get near it, which is a game changer in public bathrooms since you don’t have to worry about someone pissing on the seat. And yeah, these fancy toilets are everywhere, not just in hotels.

Some of them even have dryers built in, but I found those kind of hit or miss. Doesn’t matter though. No matter how bad the mud butt situation, you’ll walk out cleaner than a whistle.



Even the urinals were designed to prevent splash, which makes public restrooms overall way cleaner.

Some of this stuff just seems like such a no-brainer now. I can’t believe it’s not standard in the States.

Now I kinda want to buy a TOTO bidet, but I’d have to get an electrical outlet installed next to my toilet, and that just feels like too much work.

And beyond the toilets...the food, the architecture, the infrastructure, amazing public transportation, the shrines… everything was incredible. Makes anywhere in the US feel like we're 50 years behind. I’m already missing Japan.

 

[SoSoSlick]

Once you go bidet you never go back

 

[dj-method-x]

Once you go bidet you never go back

Came back home looking at my regular degular toilet like

 

[desjardins]

And yeah, these fancy toilets are everywhere, not just in hotels.

This was the shocker to me. In 2025 more and more ppl in the States have a bidet attachment but you still only see them in public at upscale hotels.
In Tokyo even the public toilets are state of the art. One time I went somewhere public out of desperation and was blown away at how nice the toilet and bathroom was. Most of the buttons were in Japanese so I'm sure it's features I can't even imagine

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

lol that experience definitely be having you look at America as some dirty savage type shyt.

 

[feelosofer]

It is wild. I was damn they thought of everything. Makes a US toilets look like an outhouse by comparison.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Once you go bidet you never go back

this

#CleanBootyGang

 

[SoSoSlick]

Came back home looking at my regular degular toilet like

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Do it breh! I put these in all of my bathrooms. Just get an electrician to install the outlet. Takin a deuce elsewhere is a terrible experience now lol.

 

[StretfordRed]

I see you never tried their traditional toilets then.

Go warm your knees up

The family is moving there in a few years as a trial. Best country I’ve been to.

 

[CodeKansas]

Breh, those bidets were something else. It ain’t just about the spray cleaning your butt. First off, the seats are heated — so when you sit down, it’s already warm. Second, they’re self-cleaning and even spray the bowl before you drop a deuce, so you never leave streaks. The lid opens and closes automatically when you get near it, which is a game changer in public bathrooms since you don’t have to worry about someone pissing on the seat. And yeah, these fancy toilets are everywhere, not just in hotels.

Some of them even have dryers built in, but I found those kind of hit or miss. Doesn’t matter though. No matter how bad the mud butt situation, you’ll walk out cleaner than a whistle.



Even the urinals were designed to prevent splash, which makes public restrooms overall way cleaner.

Some of this stuff just seems like such a no-brainer now. I can’t believe it’s not standard in the States.

Now I kinda want to buy a TOTO bidet, but I’d have to get an electrical outlet installed next to my toilet, and that just feels like too much work.

And beyond the toilets...the food, the architecture, the infrastructure, amazing public transportation, the shrines… everything was incredible. Makes anywhere in the US feel like we're 50 years behind. I’m already missing Japan.

Bidets aside, I be driving myself up the wall watching them JapanEats shorts on youtube.

Literally the main reason I want to go. Just walk around to each shop and eat that food before walking it off elsewhere.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Have your first experience with a clean ass, brehs

 

[dj-method-x]

Bidets aside, I be driving myself up the wall watching them JapanEats shorts on youtube.

Literally the main reason I want to go. Just walk around to each shop and eat that food before walking it off elsewhere.

Breh the thing that surprised me about their food is how well seasoned everything was. You would swear they had some Aunties back there whipping shyt up. Literally everything I tried was fresh and delicious but never left you feeling heavy.

My only complaint about the food is that I really missed an American style breakfast. That's the only thing they were lacking at. You can find it sparingly but a good American style breakfast was not plentiful. Waffle House would make billions if they opened up shop there.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I see you never tried their traditional toilets then.

Go warm your knees up

The family is moving there in a few years as a trial. Best country I’ve been to.

I am jealous

It’s like I’m sure Japan has it’s dumb shyt but nothing like here

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

The United States is a 3rd world country. It’s filthy and broke.

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Wasn't no going back ever......after spending 4 or 5 years there and even the public park restrooms were clean I knew it was washlet gang for life