Big Rod Wedding Planer: Hey Rod, I've ordered the 12 dozen roses, a dinner for 50, and 15 bottles champagne for the reception just like you asked..
Big Rod:
Ok good... Good.... I love this girl, shyt gonna be perfect... NOTHING gonna ruin this day.... She is my WORLD... I'm ready for this...
*5 seconds later*...
Big Rod: Wait though... You did get the Don Perignon right?
Planner: No, I got the...
Big Rod: Oh cool then... That Ace of Spades gon be good... I fukk with that too....
Planner: No Rod, I got...
Big Rod: Oh shyt!!

.... Girl you done blew my budget on some Cristal? That's cool, that's cool.. This day only come once, I'll do it big... fukk it.... I love this girl!!

.... I'll
DIE For her...
Planner: NO NO NO ROD... You haven't Let me speak.. I ordered 15 Bottles of Moet
Big Rod:
bytch YOU ORDERED WHAT?!?!?!
Planner:
Do not call me out of my name like that Mr! Moet! Moet! 15 Bottles of Moet!!
Big Rod:
bytch CALL AND CANCEL THE GODDAMN ORDER!!!! ORDER SOME CIROC.... GET SOME HENNY!!!.. bUY 12 CASES OF MAD DOG.... Whatever the fukk I don't care... Just CANCEL THAT fukkIN ORDER bytch!!1....
Planner: Sir... Sir.. Stop choking me! ... Ge, Get... Get off me!
Big Rod: shyt my bad... Ok fukk this look... Tell my wife, I mean fiance and Kids I love em..... I forgot my great great great great great Aunt Dying in Toowoomba.... I gotta get the fukk out... Tell my mom Imma call her from the Pay phone...
Planner: Sir Wait!
Big Rod: Oh shyt, you wanna come wit me?
Planner: What?!?!

..... NO!... I haven't been pa....
Big Rod: Ok, gotta go!....