So I went swimming

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All these white people looking at me like this brother can't complete one length living up to a shytty stereotype. Even this special needs girl was completing more lengths than me.:mjcry:

You have middle aged white women completing like 5 or 10 lengths.

I did eventually complete one length front crawl only but it's been years since I last swam I was a better swimmer as a kid.

It's like all my injuries came to fruition shyt is crazier than any Gym work out I've ever had.

I got cramps too:troll: feet just spasmed.
 
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op, how does it feel knowing that your hair will fall out from the chemicals in the water? also, did you swim in every toilet bowl in america bc that is what a swimming pool is bc people are peeing in there.
 

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I used to swim quite regularly after I had fractured my ankle several years ago and needed low impact cardio. I couldn't swim, but got lessons from a n1gga on craiglist. After a couple lessons (my main issue was floating), I was good money, since all I was trying to do was exercise. Swimming laps for 45 minutes was :whew: I used to call it "the liquid beatdown". I would be feeling great afterwards, and then after a few hours, it was like someone had turned off my switch. I would go from :myman: to :russell: Plus nothing would ramp up my appetite like swimming....
 

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Swimming will REALLY make me leave my ego at the door.

I'm a beast at the gym but once I hit that pool my pawg wife and pretty much everyone else is lapping me. Kids, old folk etc - it took me a long ass time to realize how to breathe properly too, that shyt was a gamechanger as I used to be out of breath after like 5 minutes.

Swimming the truth, truth hurts.
 

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Swimming will REALLY make me leave my ego at the door.

I'm a beast at the gym but once I hit that pool my pawg wife and pretty much everyone else is lapping me. Kids, old folk etc - it took me a long ass time to realize how to breathe properly too, that shyt was a gamechanger as I used to be out of breath after like 5 minutes.

Swimming the truth, truth hurts.

Breh I had to buy a freestyle snorkel so that I could get my air during laps. I got some :wtf: looks in the pool, but :manny: it does the job.
 

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Thats a cac hobby :mjpls:

If nikkas wanted to we could easily out swim cacs but we do our thing and let them stick to the cornball sports like swimming and golf

Sidenote: I wonder if bedwenches like swimming, they probably do it hoping the chemicals will lighten their skin :francis:
 
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I used to swim quite regularly after I had fractured my ankle several years ago and needed low impact cardio. I couldn't swim, but got lessons from a n1gga on craiglist. After a couple lessons (my main issue was floating), I was good money, since all I was trying to do was exercise. Swimming laps for 45 minutes was :whew: I used to call it "the liquid beatdown". I would be feeling great afterwards, and then after a few hours, it was like someone had turned off my switch. I would go from :myman: to :russell: Plus nothing would ramp up my appetite like swimming....
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Swimming will humble you like a mf

..I'm gonna get to it more for my cardio since the courts are going to be hemmed up like a motherfukker this summer, even in the early mornings when I tried to be slick
 
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