so i went to the bathroom earlier to take a #2 and...

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It ain't the lean bro:to:it was blood scared the shyt out of me

Don't ask him how...

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I almost made through this entire thread w/o laughing :wow:

In all serious though, it might just be hemorrhoids like somebody else said. Start eating healthier foods breh
 

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Blood in your stool could mean a lot of things, breh. My freshman year a guy that stayed down the hall had this problem. Had an inflamed colon due to a bacterial infection. Took some meds for a few months and was OK as far as I know.

If it hurt while you were using the bathroom, it could be hemorrhoids or an an anal fissure. That's the best case scenario. Worst case scenario(s)? Parasitic infection, bacterial infection, inflamed colon, Crohns disease, Ulcerative Colitis, or God forbid colon cancer.

Less time asking strangers with no medical training on a hip hop/sports forum & more time face to face with someone who may actually be able to help. Blood in your stool should always be reported breh.

Edit: Dark blood? Not really the best of news. Sounds like it's coming from your upper GI. They'll probably run an CAT scan on your stomach and schedule a colonoscopy and/or upper endoscopy depending on the results. @teameastside Best of luck to you.
 
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And you look and dress like a young grandma. :stop:


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Where did that come from? :whoa: Did we ever cross paths? Or are you cheerleading cuz I read your negative post that you mentioned me in the pic thread. I just chose to be the bigger person & ignore it. :mjpls: I recall that argument being between 2 people. 3 is a crow mothafukka. Back to your cage.
 

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Blood in your stool could mean a lot of things, breh. My freshman year a guy that stayed down the hall had this problem. Had an inflamed colon due to a bacterial infection. Took some meds for a few months and was OK as far as I know.

If it hurt while you were using the bathroom, it could be hemorrhoids or an an anal fissure. That's the best case scenario. Worst case scenario(s)? Parasitic infection, bacterial infection, inflamed colon, Crohns disease, Ulcerative Colitis, or God forbid colon cancer.

Less time asking strangers with no medical training on a hip hop/sports forum & more time face to face with someone who may actually be able to help. Blood in your stool should always be reported breh.

Edit: Dark blood? Not really the best of news. Sounds like it's coming from your upper GI. They'll probably run an CAT scan on your stomach and schedule a colonoscopy and/or upper endoscopy depending on the results. @teameastside Best of luck to you.

Thanks bro
 
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Blood in your stool could mean a lot of things, breh. My freshman year a guy that stayed down the hall had this problem. Had an inflamed colon due to a bacterial infection. Took some meds for a few months and was OK as far as I know.

If it hurt while you were using the bathroom, it could be hemorrhoids or an an anal fissure. That's the best case scenario. Worst case scenario(s)? Parasitic infection, bacterial infection, inflamed colon, Crohns disease, Ulcerative Colitis, or God forbid colon cancer.

Less time asking strangers with no medical training on a hip hop/sports forum & more time face to face with someone who may actually be able to help. Blood in your stool should always be reported breh.

Edit: Dark blood? Not really the best of news. Sounds like it's coming from your upper GI. They'll probably run an CAT scan on your stomach and schedule a colonoscopy and/or upper endoscopy depending on the results. @teameastside Best of luck to you.

Nicca I told him it was his colon....fukk outta here...:russ:
 
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Semi related: so I was on a bender one weekend and during the process I was mad dehydrated so I drank alot of red Hawaiian punch. The next day my whole toilet bowl was bright red. I freaked the fukk out for a minute and started racking my brain. I remembered the punch and was soooo relieved.

I have been to the Dr for anal fissure before. Had a big hard constipation turd which I guess tore me. I was glad to find out it wasn't serious
 

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there was blood all in there :mindblown:what the fukk is going on.has this ever happen to you?i hate doctors

Happened to me a couple times. Went to the doctor and got a colonoscopy, it came back negative. Happened a couple more times this time through testing they said I had too much billy ruben(spelling, don't know what it means:manny:) so they scheduled me for and endoscapy(colonoscopy through the penis) and they still didn't find anything. I think the DR. for was :troll:n me for insurance money. It still happens from time to time now but fukk the doctor I ain't goin back.

Good luck op, hope it isn't anything serious
 

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Was the stool saturated with blood like it was internal or bright red like something may tore during the process? Any mucous or fatty deposits?
 
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