So you get this girl's number at the grocery store AND THEN......

[DallasTxRep]

 

[Strapped]

Maybe it's test to fleece yo pockets

 

[Blankthawtz]

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I start grabbing my dikk and ask her out loud in front of everyone “So ummm how bad you need those groceries??”

 

[8WON6]

 

[jshani]

Isn't this an anti Black c00n statement?

 

[86\*/98]

I’d pay for it and tell her that she’s cooking me dinner to pay it back.

 

[Majestic]

Ewww. Why y'all love fat girls so much?

 

[Majestic]

Bunch of liars in here fronting for other anonymous internet posters



Change the chick to somebody built like this:

Hell yea I'm paying that lil bit. Fukk wrong wit yall

Nah man

 

[Redwood]

so you nikkas outchea eating booty like groceries but don’t wanna pay for groceries in order to eat the booty

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

All that ass and her account is overdrafted.... shyt does not compute

I would recommend she get a Patreon and Snapchat account and get to twork. I would then require an 86% management fee :scumbag:

 

[King Poetic]

nikkas talking about " i would have her fix me dinner later that night "

first off, how u know the bytch will give u the right address

then why would u roll up to her crib not knowing u get there and end up getting your pockets run

bytch got 50 dollars of free food and u got empty pockets are dry dikk

 

[Eternally Jaded]

If she gave me the number, she's already open to the prospect of dikk.
Doing a thing thats nice, not being a "nice guy" that you might do for anyone, does no harm.

If she sees you helping out a stranger as you being food or a simp, that's not your problem. Thats an issue with her cynical worldview.

Be who u are brehs. If you're not that kinda guy, don't be that kinda guy.
But i'd help someone out, especially if they clearly needed a hand. Cuz thats me.

 

[Womb Raider]

Watchout Lil Bih

 

[TEH]

Looks like I'm paying $48 to hit



Hate a SIMP but can't pass up a good bargain