Cat piss martini
Veteran
surprised puffs bytch ass didnt try
to pay somebody off.
*3 way call*
puff: first i wanna say that God is good
officer: were gonna need to talk to you mr combs
cassie:
puff: i'm humbled by this event....I do it all for biggie
officer: when can you come in to talk
cassie: he snatched my phone and ran off
puff: ive never harmed anyone....i'm a Godly man
officer: that's a clear cut assault sir
puff: God spoke to me and said i should give more.
cassie: here he comes with the bullshyt
puff: so cassie i'm thinking the phone was mine
cassie: what
puff: the phone was mine and the bentley is yours
officer: sir are you tampering with a witness?
puff: and i'm thinking your family could use a new home
officer: sir are you trying to bribe me?
cassie: same bytch ass puff...
puff: I aint built for jail time or trouble....biggie help me.
to pay somebody off.
*3 way call*
puff: first i wanna say that God is good

officer: were gonna need to talk to you mr combs

cassie:

puff: i'm humbled by this event....I do it all for biggie

officer: when can you come in to talk

cassie: he snatched my phone and ran off

puff: ive never harmed anyone....i'm a Godly man

officer: that's a clear cut assault sir

puff: God spoke to me and said i should give more.

cassie: here he comes with the bullshyt

puff: so cassie i'm thinking the phone was mine

cassie: what

puff: the phone was mine and the bentley is yours

officer: sir are you tampering with a witness?

puff: and i'm thinking your family could use a new home

officer: sir are you trying to bribe me?

cassie: same bytch ass puff...

puff: I aint built for jail time or trouble....biggie help me.

got Diddy feeling that alpha energy from miles away, reverting to his true beta ways. Stealing her phone
true beta male behavior. Diddy is done
In what universe is Drake an alpha?






i hope you a brehette because that was the fruitiest shyt i seen since mango slushies came out.

