Somebody please come get Michael Irvin.

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Lucky_Lefty said:
aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth
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I got another one, not from me personally tho. In fact on this same station 105.3 the Fan, the former radio host Richie Whitt said back in like 07 after Irvin's unforgettable HOF speech, he saw him at the Dallas Galleria in the parking garage. This was like 3-4 days after that speech and Whitt just happened to see Michael as Whitt was going to the galleria to shop. he said Mike was standing at the trunk of his car changing clothes in the open. Whitt spotted him and said, "Michael, what in the world are you doing?!?" Mike said, "Hey man, playa gotta play!"

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Lucky_Lefty said:
aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth
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Rick Roller 10 said:
Michael Irvin Said Something Incredibly Odd About An NFL Running Back




Steve Driscoll Shares His Hot Take On An NFL QB

And when we say Zeke has impressed Michael Irvin, we mean he really impressed him. Like, a lot.

In an interview with 105.3 The Fan on Monday, Irvin said Ezekiel Elliott’s running makes him want to spend some time getting intimate with…himself.

Here’s the transcript from The Dallas Morning News:

“I’m telling you, when I listen to this boy talk about running the football like that, it just makes me want to go in the bathroom and spend some time by myself,” Irvin said. “I just love it so much.”

Irvin continued describing the Elliott’s physical style. Mercifully, he did so in G-rated terms.


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