Somebody please come get Michael Irvin.

[Floyd Pinkerton]

 

[Ronnie Lott]

 

[Offthegrid]

He took Dridin to a new level who's gonna top dat?

 

[Primetime21]

Irvin is a wild boy.

Obligatory post.

This man belongs on a NFL sideline

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[onthereal]

It ain't gay to enjoy another man busting through wide holes every Sunday.

 

[Grifter]

Santa Mooch gave him a horse named Tebow.

 

[Fart Knocker]

Coming from an eagles fan i'd bet you fight every nikka in here too

your team has the least amount of black fans in the NFC east.

do i need to bring out the stats again?

bu bu but Fort Worth! bu bu but the Metroplex!

 

[Edub]

aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth

Probably when mike was on coke heavy

 

[Surreal]

Irvin>>>>any other WR when it matters

 

[Reggie]

Mike needs to leave that crack alone.

 

[Womb Raider]