Spin: Bad in bed?

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Name and claim your not so hot experiences in bed.

the worst is women who do not have a good sense of momentum:usure:
it is like they do the right activities but in a random order
everything is awkward, and at wrong intensity
i don't understand how a grown woman who actually wants to fukk can be confused like that
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second worst is women who give no consideration to the natural flow of things
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assume i will be rock hard now with zero notice-
ignoring if i have worked all day, or skipped lunch
or that i will just be 100% enthusiastic,, even if we wait until 1am to get started
when the initial plan was something like 9pm
it takes a little bit to get warmed up if momentum has been completely ignored
but these women immediately want to act hurt or rejected about it

third worst is women who only know about stuff from books or fantasy:shaq2:
then try to bluff their way into real life situations
when a 41 year old woman says "sure, tie me up" i figure she's been there before
don't want to question her, etc. because why do the jealous/creepy/voyeur 20q thing
but that kind of ignorance can be dangerous to all concerned:whoa:
:lupe: i mean, i know it is men who get slammed for being tone deaf
not knowing how to set mood or ignoring foreplay/arousal
or 'faking it til you make it"
but lowkey some women are the worst :rudy:
yeah, you can try to show them, annd some can be saved
but others??
they revert back to being awkward, self-centered or some fantasy b.s.
 

Couth

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You nikkas never had a good bj? Step your pimp game up. Bjs are all effort on the females part. So if shes not giving you some toe curling head thta means shes disrespecting you :ufdup:


I fukked a fat bytch whose whole body was like sticking to me. We weren't even going at it hard, its like she musta busted a sweat just trying to lay on the bed.

Took this girl home to smash after school one day. I get her in the bed and bend her over. bytch had dookie in her ass. Cussed her the fukk out and told her to go shower. Shes talking about "why are you making me feel dirty?" "CUZ YOU ARE DIRTY bytch" To this day thats the nastiest shyt i've ever seen.


I've had a few girls legitimately bust into tears on the dikk. And for some reason its always the girls with the best p*ssy in the world who feel the need to act like i'm ripping them in half. And tears totally kill the mood for me.

Had one female who would have multiple orgasms in 15 minutes or less. Then start pushing me away cuz she was too sensitive. Worst fukk ever. Always left her house frustrated.

Met a few screamers too and that shyt is mad annoying. bytch like a siren in my ear talkin about "OOOOOOOO AY OOOOOOOO AY OOOOO" I've had to tell many a female to just shut the fukk up.
 

Blackking

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i sorta screen bytches...

so not to many bad experiences...

plus i'm a teacher.... if i need to teach a lil
 

Phoenix_Knightly23

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Peruvian chick had doo doo in her buttcrack.

We are chest to chest and she's riding my shyt. I reach around to grab them buns and my fingers are in the ass crack. I feel something like peanut butter. I pull my hand back and there is Doogie on my finger tips.

The p*ssy was good so I just wiped it on her butt but the hand was quarantined in mid air untill I nutted in her.

Moral if the story ladies. Wash you ass if you getting dikk from a nikka at your job after work . Nasty ass freaks
:huhldup::russ:
 
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