wet landscapes
ghost
also, those pills that make mens semen taste all sorts of flavors work for women too...
Spin: Bad in bed?
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Mr.Forte
Banned
Chicks with horrible dental organization give "adventurous" BJs.
Fam this...
one chick who couldnt take back shots, couldnt ride, couldnt kiss...only thing she could do was give up the face and say some raunchy shyt
She grew up with Cacs so I shoulda known better 
Same chick cried the next time I hit talmbout "Its too good".
this chick had to be literally the wackest fukk I have ever had breh....
CinnaSlim
Queen of Swords
Cumming too fast. 
No foreplay.
Lil hamster dikk/ jackhammering...
Talking too damn much/Asking me all types of ?s when nobody is trying to think right now.
Weak stroke, not hitting any spots aka wtf are you doing?
No foreplay.
Lil hamster dikk/ jackhammering...
Talking too damn much/Asking me all types of ?s when nobody is trying to think right now.
Weak stroke, not hitting any spots aka wtf are you doing?
As I enter my 30s I feel like i'm declining at sex tbh.
Was way better at 22. And its not fitness, i'm a monster aerobically with a ravishing body. My stroke technique and whatnot has simply gone to shyte.
fukked a girl at like 27 who I messed with at 19-21 and the disappointment in her eyes
Was way better at 22. And its not fitness, i'm a monster aerobically with a ravishing body. My stroke technique and whatnot has simply gone to shyte.
fukked a girl at like 27 who I messed with at 19-21 and the disappointment in her eyes
They make dolls for womenbuy yourself a doll, practice makes perfect
Aceofspades404
Superstar
BaldingSoHard
Banned
As I enter my 30s I feel like i'm declining at sex tbh.
Was way better at 22. And its not fitness, i'm a monster aerobically with a ravishing body. My stroke technique and whatnot has simply gone to shyte.
fukked a girl at like 27 who I messed with at 19-21 and the disappointment in her eyes
I had a similar experience recently."You move like an old man." she said.
#teampullout
Mr.Forte
Banned
ALL DAY
BedRoomI'z
All Money In
Another bad on my part was, I used to be one of those real vocal bytches. Thanks to porn and sex/romance novels turning my brain into mush. So, go easy on your youngsters, fellas. She dont know any better.
It is your job to teach her to be the sexual counterpart you want her to be.
It is your job to teach her to be the sexual counterpart you want her to be.
Mr.Forte
Banned
UGGGGHI've only fukked with three women, so I'm still practically "virginal"....but I've never experienced anything great or mind-blowing. My last ex was the WORST though:
-ALWAYS wanted the lights off
-Ridiculous morning breath
-p*ssy felt nowhere near how it's supposed to, according to other people's accounts
-Couldn't give head for shyt (constant teeth, stopping to complain about bullshyt, stopping right when I even BEGIN to feel like a nikka cumming)
-Always expected to sound "romantic" and just corny shyt in general
-Ridiculous moaning. This bytch was loud for no reason; idk whether she was faking or not, but the shyt was ANNOYING. Like damn bytch, shut up; it ain't that serious....and I DESPISE having my name called. Just overly dramatic and lame......
-She made it impossible to get rock hard, due to her constant complaining and constant bytching about the lights being on....
-Prudish in general...
There were even times were I'd be like "Just STOP. Watch out..."
(goes and gets on thecoli.com while she bytches asking me what I'm doing and to come back to bed)....
Tis my "sex life" so far....
Oh the same ole shyt with a few back in my younger days, who couldn't ride for shyt. I had one that thought actually jumping up and down on my shyt was the shyt, I told her to chill that out and had to guide her ass on how to move on my shyt.
Trying that white girl shyt on me....I was like
90% of women have no idea wtf theyre doing, but also love to complain about nikkas not knowing what theyre doing..its basically the blind leading the blind out here lol