Spin: Bad in bed?
- Thread starter BedRoomI'z
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You nikkas never had a good bj? Step your pimp game up. Bjs are all effort on the females part. So if shes not giving you some toe curling head thta means shes disrespecting you
I fukked a fat bytch whose whole body was like sticking to me. We weren't even going at it hard, its like she musta busted a sweat just trying to lay on the bed.
Took this girl home to smash after school one day. I get her in the bed and bend her over. bytch had dookie in her ass. Cussed her the fukk out and told her to go shower. Shes talking about "why are you making me feel dirty?" "CUZ YOU ARE DIRTY bytch" To this day thats the nastiest shyt i've ever seen.
I've had a few girls legitimately bust into tears on the dikk. And for some reason its always the girls with the best p*ssy in the world who feel the need to act like i'm ripping them in half. And tears totally kill the mood for me.
Had one female who would have multiple orgasms in 15 minutes or less. Then start pushing me away cuz she was too sensitive. Worst fukk ever. Always left her house frustrated.
Met a few screamers too and that shyt is mad annoying. bytch like a siren in my ear talkin about "OOOOOOOO AY OOOOOOOO AY OOOOO" I've had to tell many a female to just shut the fukk up.
At the imagery of this shyt. bytch: "Why are you making me feel dirty?
"Fili: ":goddamn: CAUSE YOU ARE A DIRTY bytch!
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George Gooney
AA GANG AA GANG AA GANG
THIS!!!!!! Gets me mad thinking about it...My lame experiences were mostly with those dead fish type chicks, females who haven't figured out what their vagina is for so they just lay there, too lazy to even hold their legs back/up, or you ask to hit it from the back but her arch game is, like she has an ironing board for a back
Mr.Forte
Banned
I LOVE SOUTHERN WOMEN
SERIOUSLY
I REALLY DO
Actually that's my secret to lasting long.....Anytime I've jacked off the same day and unexpectedly get some ass that night, I bet most of the women would say I was bad in bed.
Talking too much is probably the one that turns off my engine the fastest.
@BedRoomI'z , you are not alone in the
over sweat dripping on you. Always when you are pinned and can't escape it, too.
@BedRoomI'z , you are not alone in the
over sweat dripping on you. Always when you are pinned and can't escape it, too.
John Mayer
In your atmosphere
Studies show that 98% of women are dead fish.
Aceofspades404
Superstar
Was worried about you for a second therejust a little coli humor breh
BaldingSoHard
Banned
Yea but you're not in your 30's.
you mean I won't always be able to smash all day
Theabbot
#DemBootymeats
BaldingSoHard
Banned
Dr. Narcisse
Veteran
All that "extra" screaming can be annoying.
Cant find the clip. But Richard Pryor had a great joke about that...
"Some of these women be doing that all that extra shyt. Screaming "Ahh Ahh Oh My Gahhhd Ahh"
*deadpan look at her*
"Can you wait till I put it in?"
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