Spin: Bad in bed?

[CinnaSlim]

what is goin on these days, got chicks like

"Boy I wanna suck your dikk " I will admit, that's one thing a big girl always has over smaller shorties their head game on fleek. Must be all the extra cheeks or appetite or something

Probably all the chewing. Mastication works your mouth muscles.

Tell your chicks to chew gum.

 

[Desirous]

lmaooo are some of these made up? Holy. That must suck.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

All that "extra" screaming can be annoying.

Cant find the clip. But Richard Pryor had a great joke about that...

"Some of these women be doing that all that extra shyt. Screaming "Ahh Ahh Oh My Gahhhd Ahh"
*deadpan look at her*

"Can you at least wait till I put the mothefukka in?"

Actually, I will give myself a lil credit.
I don't think I was ever that bad

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Talking too much is probably the one that turns off my engine the fastest.
@BedRoomI'z , you are not alone in the over sweat dripping on you. Always when you are pinned and can't escape it, too.

Girl, some actually dropped into my mouth and I almost
went ballistic.

I was really feeling him too, but that there, just made it go
all the way left for me. I let that take away from the whole experience

Hang-ups

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Actually, I will give myself a lil credit.
I don't think I was ever that bad

Cant find a youtube clip. But its the last 7 or 8 mins of this. (1hr:08min mark)

"If you make good love to your woman her ass will go to sleep. If you finish fukking and she want to talk about computer components.....then you got some mo fukking to do"

Spoiler

 

[BedRoomI'z]

This one does not involve intimacy, but can you believe
A GROWN ASS MAN actually peed in my bed?

After this, I knew my Myspace days were officially done

 

[twan83]

this one girl could dance good as hell i was like oh ya bet she good in bad



man she got on top riding me like a toddler toy car barely touching the damn ground trying to get traction and movement

then she was done within 3 mins squirting on my damn silk sheets shyt was soaked she laid out on top of me damn near passed out i was like

i got up looked at her like really
gonna leave me hard as a damn pole with a damn flag on it waving ready to be pulled down and relax

told me ya i could bust a nut on her face i was like

so i did and afterwards told her time to go with the nut still on her face leaving the barracks

my roommate was like

i was like

sad thing was she texted later that day saying can we repeat it again




here a L ON ME NOW

had this one bad rican chic in back of my honda civic knew shyt was gonna go down cuz it was her idea said gotta put it down then take her back to club to meet up with her friends

so i do the 1 thing no damn guy should do i put on that damn janet jackson song with the sex interlude

i was all up in hitting it right but god damn it once janet started to moan nikka busted quicker than a simp replying to a txt or phone call from his female companion ready to be that shoulder to cry on hoping it goes to the next level

i was like
she was like

i was like

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

This one does not involve intimacy, but can you believe
A GROWN ASS MAN actually peed in my bed?

After this, I knew my Myspace days were officially done

 

[Amphibious]

Another bad on my part was, I used to be one of those real vocal bytches. Thanks to porn and sex/romance novels turning my brain into mush. So, go easy on your youngsters, fellas. She dont know any better.

It is your job to teach her to be the sexual counterpart you want her to be.

How so?

 

[BedRoomI'z]

How so?

What do you mean "how so"?

So let me guess, you the type that wants a bytch to get
it right the first time, huh?

 

[Amphibious]

What do you mean "how so"?

So let me guess, you the type that wants a bytch to get
it right the first time, huh?

Nah, but don't say it's our job when if a female finds a nikka who can't dikk her down properly she blames him instead of herself for not guiding him

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Nah, but don't say it's our job when if a female finds a nikka who can't dikk her down properly she blames him instead of herself for not guiding him

I actually agree with that.

Not sure where the hostility is come from tho?
Besides that would apply to the guys who don't mind
sticking around and putting in the work, given he is getting
the same in return

 

[Amphibious]

I actually agree with that.

Not sure where the hostility is come from tho?

Your sexism in the original post I quoted

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Your sexism in the original post I quoted

That wasn't no fukking sexism, you paranoid ain't it?

 

[BedRoomI'z]

It's always one, I swear