Spin: Bad in bed?

BujuBoombastic

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Peruvian chick had doo doo in her buttcrack.

We are chest to chest and she's riding my shyt. I reach around to grab them buns and my fingers are in the ass crack. I feel something like peanut butter. I pull my hand back and there is Doogie on my finger tips.

The p*ssy was good so I just wiped it on her butt but the hand was quarantined in mid air untill I nutted in her.

Moral if the story ladies. Wash you ass if you getting dikk from a nikka at your job after work . Nasty ass freaks


I just spit my home made island juice on my PC screen. :laff::laff::laff:

what de rass...:laff:
 

Jhoon

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I knew as a teenager i was having bad sex. Im from the islands, the hygiene was a little different over there. I was accustomed to seeing underwear on the lines, white panties as white as snow. As a teenager, half the chicks had dirty looking underwear and the other half had funky twats. Being a kid, i was expected to get on top and stroke it out.

But ive been fukking way longer than that. I was far superior than my peers. Fingering? I was flat-out eating these dirty little chicks out.

Being a truant, i was accustomed to having the house to myself all day. But when you get with these chicks who just wanted a quick fukk and couldnt prepare for the activities was the worst. You had to tell them to go wash their asses, it felt like i was their grandmother or something. You had to get them to sorta feel relaxed enough to lay down and throw their legs back so i could sniff and lick or the snl.
 

rogue_riezo

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Dated a chubby girl for a while that had body issues. Refused to give head, refused to let me kiss her body, was borderline deadfish. She straight up gave me terms and conditions like I was applying for credit :dahell:. Worst part is she had freakish tendencies (would grab my dikk outta nowhere :noah:, would talk a big game, is bisexual) but when it came down to it the sex was ehhhhh. After a while it became hard for me to climax, and she felt bad and tried to compensate because she was clearly the only one enjoying the sex but it just came off as awkward and more off putting. Fortunately the relationship ended. I miss her titty's though :mjcry:.

Also I've never had a good blowjob. I don't think I can nut from a BJ :yeshrug:.

Dated a thot (knowingly) for a few weeks. She used to scream unrealistically so I'd be mid stroke like :upsetfavre:.

Everytime I've had sex in a car it's been terrible.

Women that get dry after they nut before me :pacspit:.

Talking during sex, I'm not here to conversate :childplease:.

On my side I sweat a lot, to minimize this I change positions.
 

BedRoomI'z

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Break this down. Jackhammering meaning too rough?

Just imagine the movements of a jackhammer.
This is all during the first moments of entry :mjcry:
Jack_hammer.gif
 
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