Sports Quote Ether

[Kunty McPhuck]

"I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball - he might grab mine." - Brian Clough On Foreign players

"I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud." - Brian Clough on Womens soccer

"I will always remain convinced that those Liverpool fans who died were killed by Liverpool people." - Brian Clough about Hillsborough disaster

"Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes"

"For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!" Brian Clough about Sir Alex Ferguson

 

[Food Mane]

Ozzie ethers Sean Penn:

 

[HookersandIceCream]

"I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball - he might grab mine." - Brian Clough On Foreign players

"I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud." - Brian Clough on Womens soccer

"I will always remain convinced that those Liverpool fans who died were killed by Liverpool people." - Brian Clough about Hillsborough disaster

"Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes"

"For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!" Brian Clough about Sir Alex Ferguson

these sh*ts are terrible

 

[Reality Check]

 

[K-ZOE]

Eh, Glen Rice and Zo Mourning didnt paly for the Hornets at the same time. They were traded for each other.

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

4 real that had to be the corniest shyt I ever seen on tv

Must be a Pats fan.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

these sh*ts are terrible

The Liverpool one is straight ETHER. Considering thats what actually happened and the Liverpool fans blame the Police for the deaths, while they did play there part, it werent the police who was crushing the Liverpool fans.

1st, Hes callin Italians fags for being over friendly with people

2nd, Hes basically sayin, women needs to stay in the kitchen and wear sexy outfits and stop tryin to be like men

4th Tellin pundits/fans that they dont know shyt

5th Sayin the most successful manager of his era he aint shyt


Clough had Ali call him on a tv show, how many other non boxers of the time can say that.



He smacked up a couple of fans, who pitch invaded then had them same fans apologise to him on national tv then made them kiss his cheek on some Godfather shyt

Him smacking up the fans



There is a clip of the apology from the fans, but i need to d/l then load it up to youtube

 

[Deafheaven]

This nikka Tyson was ridiculously thourough, after that tirade to end it was "PRAISE ALLAH" and just walk off

shyts powerful

 

[Da Jungles]

Some of these are far from "Ether".

They're just regular disses

 

[GetFamiliar]

"I got one more than Shaq" - Bean, '10

Only problem is Shaq got Kobe 3 of em

 

[Shogun]

Mike Tyson - YouTube

The GOAT

holy shyt...sometime you forget just how hilarious Tyson was..Props for the reminder

 

[Da Jungles]

Only problem is Shaq got Kobe 3 of em

Only problem is Kobe got Shaq 3 of em

 

[Schmoove]

Charles Barkley ain't running this thread?

"We are in the business of kicking ass and business is very, very good."

"It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house."

"All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine."

"I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove."

"Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full."— Barkley yelling to 300-plus-pound Houston Rockets teammate Stanley Roberts

On the All-Star Game: "Hell, there ain't but 15 black millionaires in the whole country & half of 'em are right here in this room."

After an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, Charles got into a physical altercation with a member of Angola towards the end of the game, afterwards he says: "Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

Alabama accusing Auburn of cheating is like Snooki telling Halle Berry she's ugly.

 

[Da Jungles]

Shout out to my lady friend Ruby'sRevolver for being a coward and not being too scared to speak on the board. Chump hiding behind reps

Btw my post was a joke. Some of y'all take this too seriously

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Most of these aren far from ether

They barely get a chuckle out of me