Stories of when a female has tried to kill you

thoushallhustle

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Figured that a child had to be involved, but I didn't want to ask off-rip. Not going to hold it against you because I've seen it a few times. Didn't quite get it until I started trying to imagine it outside of my own shoes. As long as you're aware NOW and not having that "A-Ha" moment when it's too late, then cook on. :cook:

The most any of us can do is stay aware. Love & family is wild. :yeshrug:

thank you. im growing and learning everday but change dont happen overnight. ill get there though :obama:
 

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Ive never tried to kill anybody. Run a mf over, yes, stab and beat yes. Iknow ive already told yall about the time i stabbed my 1st husband and beat him with a hammer and went to jail. But im not sure if i ever told yall about the time somebody told me he was over this bytch house and i sat in my cutlass down the street and waited til he came out. He saw and took off running thru a yard. I jumped the curb and followed suit. I hit him then backed over him and burnt off. Mf gone call me talking bout i broke his leg. Im like u lyin son of a bytch, how'd u get to the hospital? I asked him did u call the police he was like no. I was like good *click* there was the time i collapsed his lung but ion remember why we was fighting. Theres the time i knocked him unconcious with my platform shoe and my sister walked in and saw him knocked out and promptly walked right back out the door. That time he was talking shyt about my moma which is weird cuz ion eem like my moma. But in my defense he would beat me tf up for stupid ass reasons i stopped taking that shyt and started fighting back. And a monster was created. But the beast has since been contained.
 

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i never had a girl physically assault me herself but my ex tried to set me up with her baby daddy. long story but he was asking me to meet up to talk about what went down(she was playing each of us with the other and both of us with other dudes :scusthov:). i have no doubt that if i was dumb enough to meet up with that demonic scumbag, it would have ended up with me getting jumped and stabbed at the very least.

but no im 6'4 275 so i never had a bytch try to hit me herself.
 

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These pics of Rihanna along with the story had me laughing so fukking hard :pachaha:
breh that shyt was straight out of a fukkin horror flick \.

one of the best stories i've read on the coli in months
 

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:mjlol: u shared dat breh, I assume u broke up with him afterwards...did u ever find the ho he raw dogd:lupe:

@sanityovar8ted @Rawtid @Raedawn07 I know yall crazy come in here and share yall stories of trynna kill nikkas

:wtf: What gave you the inkling I was crazy?

I'm sorry I care about my life too much/don't care enough to kill a dude over anything other than fear of my life. I'd be gone before it gets to that point.
 

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My friend got caught with another girl.
:snoop:

His gf acted like she got over it and it was cool.
:yeshrug:


Two months later she runs him a bath one day after work then as he got in he told us that she came in and plugged a radio into the wall and tried to throw it in the bath tub.

:sadcam:

My boy said she had the most :demonic: look in her eyes and before attempting to throw it in the tub she was like "i love you Trevor"

He said he sprung up out of there fast as shyt and speared her on some Goldberg shyt :laff:

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Ran out of his own house butt ass naked and called the police. :mjlol:

Went and got a restraining order on her. bytch got like 5 kids now and 3 baby daddy's :scusthov:
you know :ufdup: when a female reacts all :manny: to you doing some grimey shyt...fukk around and start lacing your lasagna with antifreeze :whoa:
 
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KOOL-AID

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:wtf: What gave you the inkling I was crazy?

I'm sorry I care about my life too much/don't care enough to kill a dude over anything other than fear of my life. I'd be gone before it gets to that point.
Its the quiet pretty ones dat be the craziest lol, but I know u a good girl :smile:
 
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