strip club etiquette

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I'll never understand the point of strip clubs. Call me lame, I don't care. Why not just hire an escort, let her dance for you and then fukk her. Why bother going through all this charade and leave with blue balls and probably spending more money than you would with an escort? Doesnt make sense to me at all.
 

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you don't get it breh but that's ok though..you've never been to one..you're a better man for it:pachaha:

get what? If I want to see naked chicks with a big ass dance for me then i'll just pick up the phone and have a chick come over my place. strip clubs are for guys with no game. a fool and his money are easily departed.
 

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my nikka who introduced me to the strip club game had this shyt down cold...he'd be in the lap dance area for like 10 songs with a stripper and at the most pays for like 2 of them..and no bats an eye about that shyt..then later he's fukking them in his car or at the motel nearby..he was wild with it lol
:heh: I remember doing this, quite few times, when I was heavy into strip clubs at 19. My homies would be like, this n1gga been gone for like an hour...


I'd come back like dawg, you wouldn't believe what went down. :jawalrus: ,

Got the number and everything.

Heck i remember when my boy wouldn't go home without the number...

This n1gga stayed hounding the chick after repeated attempts of her trying to say no...

n1gga ended smashing the next week for free :obama:
 

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Why go to the strip club and not spend money though? I only go on special occasions like all star and vacations but when I do I def drop 200 in there
 

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get what? If I want to see naked chicks with a big ass dance for me then i'll just pick up the phone and have a chick come over my place. strip clubs are for guys with no game. a fool and his money are easily departed.

I used to go for the music, look at gurls dancing, drinks and chilling with the homies(pause)...

Can't bring myself to go anymore, because it seems lame, but I won't knock others that still causally go...
 

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Don't waste your money in strip joints.

If you go, just enjoy the show, don't walk out that place down $100 bucks, drop 20-30 at most.

Don't pay for p*ssy, but tip for the entertainment.
My nikka. :obama:

Unless my friends invite me for a bday or somethin I don't go to strip clubs.
 

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Now, depending on where you go will determine what you can and can not get away with. I usually go to the local "Juke Joint" where you can do everything under the sun for under $100. You negotiate the price with the chick, get the owner to unlock "V.I.P.", get said chick in there, pay her the money and then get serviced. You can't do this in the "legit" strip clubs. So I try to go to the "Juke Joint" when it's open. They send me text messages of when their open or not and if you get there before a certain time you get in for free. They usually close around 11pm or 12am to keep the clientel low because it's an old saying, "It don't take all night to do nothing". So you get in, do what you want to do and get out.

As far as the regular strip club, there are some that offer some extra services but you got to get that number and know what to say. I'm like the other guy, I spend more money playing pool than actually tipping the girls. Now if I do see one that I like, I eventually make my way over there and tip and start up small talk. I promise you, 80% of the time I leave with a phone number and spent like $10-$15 dollars. But nothing beats the "Juke Joint". You see some of everything in there, toys, girls eating each other out, people getting head out in the open. Whatever goes, goes as long as no one is getting hurt.
 

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Now, depending on where you go will determine what you can and can not get away with. I usually go to the local "Juke Joint" where you can do everything under the sun for under $100. You negotiate the price with the chick, get the owner to unlock "V.I.P.", get said chick in there, pay her the money and then get serviced. You can't do this in the "legit" strip clubs. So I try to go to the "Juke Joint" when it's open. They send me text messages of when their open or not and if you get there before a certain time you get in for free. They usually close around 11pm or 12am to keep the clientel low because it's an old saying, "It don't take all night to do nothing". So you get in, do what you want to do and get out.

As far as the regular strip club, there are some that offer some extra services but you got to get that number and know what to say. I'm like the other guy, I spend more money playing pool than actually tipping the girls. Now if I do see one that I like, I eventually make my way over there and tip and start up small talk. I promise you, 80% of the time I leave with a phone number and spent like $10-$15 dollars. But nothing beats the "Juke Joint". You see some of everything in there, toys, girls eating each other out, people getting head out in the open. Whatever goes, goes as long as no one is getting hurt.

:mjpls: I can tell u like that place a lot b
 

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Dont come if your not buying dances or tipping the stage. Idgaf how many drinks you buy

If you dont want a dance POLITELY say no thank you. Not maybe later. She might hold you to it and keep coming back.

Dont expect her to go out of her way for 4 dances

Dont touch

DONT ask her what her real name is. I repeat DONT ask what her real name is.

Dont get butthurt when she cuts your boring convo short to ask for a dance. Shes at work and shes there to make money. Yes its all about the money.

Dont waste time if you know you dont want a dance.

Dont ask for sex or her phone number if you only spent $60 on her and didnt tip.

Dont ask personal questions

If youre spending $1200 dollars dont try to dance a group of 10 girls. Its a waste of time

Leave your wife/gf at home

Dont tell her shes too good for this or how you want to save her. She hears it all the time

Dont follow ANY of the advice from the guys above. Seriously.

Awwww look at you tryin to put more money in these strippers pockets. shyts so fukkin cute. :ahh:
 

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get what? If I want to see naked chicks with a big ass dance for me then i'll just pick up the phone and have a chick come over my place. strip clubs are for guys with no game. a fool and his money are easily departed.

sometimes i go for the atmosphere...i only go there once in a long while to kill some time with my boys....play pool, watch sports, drink, and have girls walking topless and grind on you...but you have to spend some money..i make good money so im not worried about how i spend in one...gotta respect the business first..going into one with no dough is just as bad as nikkas who blow their whole paychecks in there..if you're not financially responsible don't go to a strip club lol
 
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this is what i'm talking about. if your mouthpiece is right, you shouldn't have to spend a lot....:myman:


The less I spend, the more numbers I get.



I don't spend shyt at strip clubs.By a few drinks and tap into a ho's mental orientation.


If you cool and respectable, most dancers won't give you a hard time for not spending.At least the ones with a lil bit of sense


The nikka stepping into the club like:krs::noah::blessed:will only get pegged as a trick.And when his "game" fails, he goes into a$$hole mode on the dancers.


The best game is to have no game.Just conversate about normal, everyday shyt.Working in a environment like that can cause people to fiend normalcy.


They might not chill with you the whole night, she's going to make that money.

But, if they're charmed by your down to earthiness, they'll slide you that number before you get out of there.


At least in my experiences....I guess it doesn't hurt to be a handsome dude, to.:guilty:
 
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