HalfwayHandsome
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Wear googles 
in the swimming pool and stay under water looking at chicks camel toes
in the swimming pool and stay under water looking at chicks camel toes
Stupid shyt you used to do when you was younger?
- Thread starter LionofJudah
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throwin milkshakes @ people ridin bikes 
throwing them del taco bean burritos out the window and they hit the car behind you windshield i was an a$$hole 
it all back to me tho in my early 20's tho
karmas real brehs dont
throwing them del taco bean burritos out the window and they hit the car behind you windshield
i was an a$$hole it all back to me tho in my early 20's thokarmas real brehs dont
i havnt done this in years but i used to all the time.
when your drivin and someones ridin a bike comin toward you. drive with your kness and flail your arms actin like you lost control lookin back i really hated people ridin bikes for some reason 
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when your drivin and someones ridin a bike comin toward you. drive with your kness and flail your arms actin like you lost control
lookin back i really hated people ridin bikes for some reason .
Spit loogys onto car windshields while riding the schoolbus . Nothing happened to me but one of the drivers followed the bus and my homeboy home thinking he was the one who did it.
It took him years for him to tell me what happened but I couldn't help but to
about it. He joked about it too but he was 
then.
I left a long deaththreat on someone's voicemail when I was 12. Just called a random number cause I was bored. This was right before caller ID and they couldn't track it cause my parents had an unlisted number .
Me and my cousins trashed half of a large ballroom during my older cousin's wedding reception in Oakland when I was five. Some of them got caught. Not me Highlight of my childhood. So much fukkery happened that night.
It took him years for him to tell me what happened but I couldn't help but to
about it. He joked about it too but he was then. I left a long deaththreat on someone's voicemail when I was 12. Just called a random number cause I was bored. This was right before caller ID and they couldn't track it cause my parents had an unlisted number .
Me and my cousins trashed half of a large ballroom during my older cousin's wedding reception in Oakland when I was five. Some of them got caught. Not me
Highlight of my childhood. So much fukkery happened that night.
I used to sneak tums from my mom when we lived in the projects.
I thought she'd get mad if she found me eating them like candy
Tums were my candy when I was younger.
Used to eat a lot of baking soda too.
I thought she'd get mad if she found me eating them like candy
Tums were my candy when I was younger.
Used to eat a lot of baking soda too.
LionofJudah
Banned
I remember I didn't want to go to school one morning so I put my SNES adaptor in the wall and let it warm up, and then put it on my forehead for a few minutes and told my mom I didn't feel good and she thought I had a fever. I was a good kid, so my conscience got to me right after and I told her what I did and still went to school. 
My dumb ass...
My dumb ass...
Rigamortus
Superstar
When I was 11 I called 911 from a payphone and told the dispatch there were two guys chasing me in truck. On cue my friend started hollering in the background and lit some fireworks to emulate gunshots. I told dispatch I was being shot at and to send help. Sure enough two cop cars showed up. 30 minutes later
On the day of Super Bowl 41 I ordered 10 pizza's to some white bytches house cuz they wouldnt give me any play.
Used to throw snowballs at school buses but got busted when my cousin hit a driver in the face
Almost died when friends and I broke into an abandoned house during the winter and made a bonfire in the garage. My dumbass left the gas can literally 1/2 ft away from the fire.
Stole bikes from kids and sold them to mexicans at an auto garage
Would break into houses that were for sale and would tag / pee on walls. Take shyts in toilets that couldnt flush and break doors.
If karma is real then I'm fukked
On the day of Super Bowl 41 I ordered 10 pizza's to some white bytches house cuz they wouldnt give me any play.
Used to throw snowballs at school buses but got busted when my cousin hit a driver in the face
Almost died when friends and I broke into an abandoned house during the winter and made a bonfire in the garage. My dumbass left the gas can literally 1/2 ft away from the fire.
Stole bikes from kids and sold them to mexicans at an auto garage
Would break into houses that were for sale and would tag / pee on walls. Take shyts in toilets that couldnt flush and break doors.
If karma is real then I'm fukked
Dirty_Jerz
Ethiop
climb up trees near the side of the road that was extra bushy with some rocks in hand and wait for cars to pull up and give em that work
I used to sneak tums from my mom when we lived in the projects.
I thought she'd get mad if she found me eating them like candy
Tums were my candy when I was younger.
Used to eat a lot of baking soda too.
I used to eat these like they were candy, my mother used to wonder why they ran out so quickly
. I was really a mischievous kid.
ReggieFlare
Superstar
One time me and my cousin decided it would be a good idea to get a couple of rocks and throw at peoples cars in traffic.
Some lady pulled up pissed as hell, told my uncle and he beat the shyt out of both of us. Man when we were leaving I had to damn near fight my cousin because he tried to get me to sit in the front seat with his dad. Hell nah.
I did the same shyt
LionofJudah
Banned
I remember it was tradition that whoever got their Eastbay magazine in the mail first, you would bring that shyt to school so everyone could look at it and pass time. There was always that one nikka who would be like 'I'm getting this pair, this pair, this pair..." and the nikka wouldn't get one pair. Broke nikka shyt LOL...
Also, we used to skip class ALOT. We would skip like the last class of the day which was an elective and go riding around. Alot of times like I mentioned earlier we was on the hunt for women, so we would go to other schools and try to get at the girls when school was getting out. One time I was dating a girl that went to another school and they were having homecoming that day so we managed to get into and sit through their whole damn pep rally LOL. I don't know how we didn't get caught because people would come to the gym by class, so we had to stick out because it's not like people had seen us there before. We didn't get caught though, but we were scared as hell.
Also, we used to skip class ALOT. We would skip like the last class of the day which was an elective and go riding around. Alot of times like I mentioned earlier we was on the hunt for women, so we would go to other schools and try to get at the girls when school was getting out. One time I was dating a girl that went to another school and they were having homecoming that day so we managed to get into and sit through their whole damn pep rally LOL. I don't know how we didn't get caught because people would come to the gym by class, so we had to stick out because it's not like people had seen us there before. We didn't get caught though, but we were scared as hell.
LionofJudah
Banned
piss on the school floors on purpose.
my last year of high school i never pissed in the school toilet. no joke
That's disgusting breh...good job.
thegreatwb
Pro
Me and my friend used to just call random numbers and do prank calls. We would basically call and ask to speak to someone with a stupid name like Ms. Oranges, Ms Rambo, or Mr. Turkey. It was all fun and games until *69 came out. One lady dialed back and when my mom answered the phone, she told her what happened and the rest is history.