Stupid things you did as a kid..

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

did that trying to impress a pawg when i was 12 yrs old

let my cousins push me down a steep ass hill in a tractor tire and ended up a pond

 

[Grifter]

played tug of war with a metal pipe. slit my hand open straight across.

 

[CACarot]

Used to play cops and robbers with my friend when we was kids. Whenever I would get shot he would nurse be back to life with a blowjob. I was to young to cum so it wasnt gay.

 

[Malted Milk]

Made out with a girl.

 

[Sir Jebbi]

@ shoe gangwars

- Trying all those dangerous wrestling moves, like piledriver and flying head butt, could have seriously injured my brother or myself.

- Not knowing how to delete internet history. "anal brazilian puzzy"

- Dry humping next door neighbor White daughter If the Dad found out

- Spiting on food to claim it as mine

 

[RammerJammer]

Used to play cops and robbers with my friend when we was kids. Whenever I would get shot he would nurse be back to life with a blowjob. I was to young to cum so it wasnt gay.

-I used to go batshyt crazy when I lost in NBA 2K or Madden, one time I lost to the Bucs and the last second and I lost it.

-Peed on a towel

-Stole a Blue Power Rangers Time Force Ranger from this Asian boy in the nail shop while my auntie was getting her nails done

-Believe Vince actually died in that Limo accident, had me like for days

 

[KingDanz]

Used to play cops and robbers with my friend when we was kids. Whenever I would get shot he would nurse be back to life with a blowjob. I was to young to cum so it wasnt gay.

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Used to play cops and robbers with my friend when we was kids. Whenever I would get shot he would nurse be back to life with a blowjob. I was to young to cum so it wasnt gay.

Made out with a girl.

@Yung Yogurt what you thank of this, breh?

 

[tater]

Ride down the stairs in laundry baskets

Smoke actual grass and herbs. Smelled like spaghetti and lawn

I used to think you could "spend" all your pain. For instance, I would get a scrape on my knee, and i would press on it thinking the pain would run out…

Snort pixie sticks

I used to think the food in the fridge would come alive when you closed it so I would open and close the door constantly

Eat random plants that looked like berries (I'm surprised I was never poisoned)

I tried to eat cocoa butter too

 

[XII]

Well, here i go..
- When eating ice cream i used to turn the spoon upside in my mouth, like a fakkit

I'm convinced there is no way to eat ice cream without looking like a bytch, especially if you have sensitive teeth.

If you go straight in with the spoon, it will hurt your teeth.

If you flip the spoon over, you look suspect.

If you use a cone, suspect.

If you try to go straight in without using your teeth, ice cream is all over your mouth and shyt.
You can't win

 

[Groanman]

I remember I tried to build a satellite so I could communicate with aliens.


I cut an aluminum can in half.
Used chewed bubble gum to attach two paper clips onto said cut aluminum can.
Stuck the paper clips into a wall socket.
















































Nothing happened because mama didn't pay the light bill.

 

[Fart Knocker]

-Believe Vince actually died in that Limo accident, had me like for days

holy shyt i totally forgot about that. wasnt that right around the whole chris benoit murder?

 

[Fart Knocker]

Hid in the bushes and threw bricks at cars

eggs might be funny, but bricks

 

[RammerJammer]

holy shyt i totally forgot about that. wasnt that right around the whole chris benoit murder?

Yeah, it happened 2 weeks later, I was still wondering if Vince was still dead or not, then I saw him on the Benoit tribute and was like so they had to spin it to say he faked his death.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

did that trying to impress a pawg when i was 12 yrs old

let my cousins push me down a steep ass hill in a tractor tire and ended up a pond

im guilty of this one. The idea was it was supposed to burn the intial of ur soulmate in ya palm.