Stupid things you did as a kid..

[playplayaj]

Well, here i go..

- On my dikk i had a curved vein(Doctor told me superficial dorsal vein) but i thought that shyt was a worm growing in my dikk, i used to smack my dikk with a spoon trying to kill it.

- Went to my female cousin room butt ass naked and we started groping. The beating i would have got if my Mom found out

- Pulled my dikk out during story time at school.

- Used to stand like this...until i got clowned into oblivion

- Tried to jack off with washing up liquid. It burned.

- When eating ice cream i used to turn the spoon upside in my mouth, like a fakkit

- Have a birth mark on side of my abdomen, used to tell kids i got shot

- Used to think i was the Hulk when i got into fights, "don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry"

- Can't swim but dived in a lake

- Went to a steep hill with my bike... rode down the hill straight into a bush

- Used to try and fukk my sister's Barbie doll

- Used to have old shoe vs new shoe gang wars... with the church shoes as the peacekeeper.

- Tried to eat Cocoa butter because i thought it was chocolate

I got too many stupid things i did as a kid...

add on..

I..........CANT.........BREATHE

 

[london]

Man, when I was a kid I was a massive Dragonball Z stan,

- I remember when I was like 6/7yrs old I was fighting with my faggit cousin and was sooo pissed off at him, I tried to go Super Saiyan and do a Kamehameha

- Also one christmas (I was about the same age) my moms took me to Toys R Us to pick out some toys for the same faggit cousin, so I picked loads of female DBZ character toys loool..........On xmas day I opened my presents to find out that I had actually picked them for me .........I cried like a spoilt prick

 

[king-laylow]

Tried walking down the stairs on my knees

I'll try to think of more

@tater made me think of one

Used to take dry leaves, break them up in notebook paper & smoke it

i thought i was the only one who had done that...




i would stand in the street and freeze in poses when cars passed by

used to wear a sweater with a pointy hoody and yelled "white power" at this old CAC lady who loved across the street..
would tell girls at school "ill give you a nickle if you suck this pickle"


used to jump into bushes trying to copy jackass

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Use to write love letters to the girls in my classes in elementary.

Use to hide in trees and throw rocks at cars.

Use to explore the woods and pick up the nastiest bugs i could find.

 

[Yung Yogurt]

@Yung Yogurt what you thank of this, breh?

The movement is spreading

 

[semtex]

-wake my older sister up as soon as I woke up on the weekends, which was like 7am.
-take all my clothes off when I doodoo.

 

[Malik]

Forgot my key and was locked out the house.

Instead of waiting for my parents to get home like a normal 12 year old or going to a friends house to wait, I decide to climb my neighbors fire escape (my house didn't have one). Climbed up the railing to the roof of all the row houses...and walked over to my houses roof.

My big brother usually kept his window open to hide the weed smell from my mom. He closed it that morning

Was too short to jump back up to the roof and walk back over to the fire escape.

Was trapped on the 3rd story ledge of my house. Who the fukk would look for me there? I'd be trapped out there all night

Got the ingenious idea to jump from my ledge to my neighbors ledge (the fireplace was there). I missed it by 5 feet Fell three stories down to the ground to what I surely thought was incoming death, saw my life flash and all.

Ripped half my face off....

Blood everywhere....

My neighbor heard the thud () came outside her backyard like the fukk is going on? I stumbled into her house and blacked out again. Pretty sure I bled all over her sofa Next time I opened my eyes, there was a helicopter in our ghetto azz neighborhood of all places, I was strapped into a stretcher and I got flown to the hospital.

150 stitches to close my cheek back up........for about 2 weeks, the right side of my face looked like Martin after he fought Tommy Hearns.

I still got a small scar from that shiit. I was a dumb fukkin kid

 

[thoushallhustle]

Forgot my key and was locked out the house.

Instead of waiting for my parents to get home like a normal 12 year old or going to a friends house to wait, I decide to climb my neighbors fire escape (my house didn't have one). Climbed up the railing to the roof of all the row houses...and walked over to my houses roof.

My big brother usually kept his window open to hide the weed smell from my mom. He closed it that morning

Was too short to jump back up to the roof and walk back over to the fire escape.

Was trapped on the 3rd story ledge of my house. Who the fukk would look for me there? I'd be trapped out there all night

Got the ingenious idea to jump from my ledge to my neighbors ledge (the fireplace was there). I missed it by 5 feet Fell three stories down to the ground to what I surely thought was incoming death, saw my life flash and all.

Ripped half my face off....

Blood everywhere....

My neighbor heard the thud () came outside her backyard like the fukk is going on? I stumbled into her house and blacked out again. Pretty sure I bled all over her sofa Next time I opened my eyes, there was a helicopter in our ghetto azz neighborhood of all places, I was strapped into a stretcher and I got flown to the hospital.

150 stitches to close my cheek back up........for about 2 weeks, the right side of my face looked like Martin after he fought Tommy Hearns.

I still got a small scar from that shiit. I was a dumb fukkin kid

 

[same damn lo sweater]

almost choked to death on a sourball (no homo)
used to eat jolly ranchers for breakfast
had a bike with brakes that didn't work & rode down steep hills for fun
played royal rumble in a sandbox and caught a ringworm

 

[PacMan Jones]

Ate a shytload of those flint stone vitamins because they were good as fukk and got my stomach pumped

Don't remember shyt after letting my older cousin power bomb my ass

Heard my mom and her friend calling each other bytch as a kid. Was poopin as a youngin and said bytch WIPE MY ASS. Got slapped clear off the toilet

Stole everything I could from every store because I didn't give a fukk and played dumb, m&ms, magazine, action figures

Worst ever was getting NCAA on preorder when those lines were 50, 70 deep around high school age. My boy and I had it reserved and didn't want to wait. We got my grandmas manual wheelchair and threw it in my whip. Acted retarded as shyt drooling, limp writing to skip line and it worked.

 

[KnickstapeCity]

The movement is spreading

 

[same damn lo sweater]

went to a beach on a field trip & tried to keep baby crabs as pets
took a lot of pride in being good at pencil fighting

 

[el_oh_el]

Steal shyt. Stole from Walmart. Never stole again (got caught)

 

[mrken12]

- Pulled my dikk out during story time at school.

And a lot of the stuff you did went beyond stupid. It was just flat out disturbing.

 

[AtomicUse]

Used to try to build spaceships.