Teslas gettin' sliced up buck fifty style in these Skreets!

[ORDER_66]

I hate cars yo

fukk Tesla and fukk yo couch

BOONK GANG

 

[UberEatsDriver]

The model S and X can top out at $160k+ depending on how your state taxes a new vehicle.

A lot of people have Tesla’s and none look rich to me and the top of the line S and X aren’t driven by most

 

[Spence]

A lot of people have Tesla’s and none look rich to me and the top of the line S and X aren’t driven by most

MOST rich people stopped dressing flashy a long time ago to blend in with us peasants and not make themselves a target for this kind of shyt.

I stay strapped for shyt like this since you get to put a bullet in their ass protecting your property (and you get to tell the police you thought they were attacking you with a knife). I WISH a mfkuh would

 

[JerkPork]

The only interesting thing I've had on my cameras is randoms posing with my shyt

 

[Rekkapryde]

7k for a scratch?? That’s just ridiculous. That’s nearly a 3rd of the cost of the car. (Assuming it’s the model 3)

and anyone with a luxury car knows ya shyt will likely get scratched one day, nothing new but teslas record it.

a third????

Model 3s start at 37500


That 7k is cap tho

 

[JLova]

fukking losers. Should be shot.

 

[omnifax]

MOST rich people stopped dressing flashy a long time ago to blend in with us peasants and not make themselves a target for this kind of shyt.

I stay strapped for shyt like this since you get to put a bullet in their ass protecting your property (and you get to tell the police you thought they were attacking you with a knife). I WISH a mfkuh would

You would kill someone for keying your car?

 

[Biblical Goon]

a third????

Model 3s start at 37500


That 7k is cap tho

I said almost and a third of 40k is 11k that’s not that far off imo

 

[chkmeout]

You would kill someone for keying your car?

Get clapped cause a hoe wanna be mad

 

[Monsanto]

The granny was putting in some work.

That is mean-spirited hatred. The paint job on my CRV is immaculate, I can only imagine what that would feel like for someone with a Tesla.

 

[omnifax]

Get clapped cause a hoe wanna be mad

Wow.

 

[Spence]

You would kill someone for keying your car?

Absofknlutely, they valued destroying my property over their own fkn life

Especially that fat white bytch that probably doesn’t clean her house and has 47 cats living in that mfkr

 

[Rekkapryde]

I said almost and a third of 40k is 11k that’s not that far off imo

fam, that's half the price of the car at a 3rd being 7 racks tho

that ain't close

 

[omnifax]

Absofknlutely, they valued destroying my property over their own fkn life

Especially that fat white bytch that probably doesn’t clean her house and has 47 cats living in that mfkr

Have you killed anyone before? (in self defense as you mentioned earlier)

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

a third????

Model 3s start at 37500


That 7k is cap tho

Have you had to do any body work on your car? Teslas are WILDLY expensive to repair. Part costs are astronomical and wait times are ridiculous.

That dikkhead looked like they went all the way from the front to the back; if it was a deep enough scratch to warrant replacements of those panels, $7k sounds believable. If it were an X or S could be significantly more given the aluminum.