That dude in the hood who always asks you for a dollar ?

[AntiHero]

Every hood has them .


Funny stories about them ?
What were their names ?

I remember it was this crew full of dudes who used to beg me for money when i was younger .

I only remember two of them, bye bye and Bacon .

Bye Bye lived in the Bushwick projects in Brooklyn but was all over the five boroughs .

I remember this time i went to Chinatown to buy some dumplings and i turned around and there he was asking me for money .

Bacon got his name after stealing packages of bacon from grocery stores around his way .

But damn, these dudes were annoying .
They could be on a crowded train but would rush to get out if they saw me just to ask for a dollar .

 

[Born2BKing]

There this one drunk nikka who stand at the store and ask nikkas to buy him a beer all day. In 24 hours he has gotten enough brews to be drunk.

 

[Billy Ocean]

Sounds like nikkas was sonning you breh

 

[Non Sequitur]

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

one dude? try five...

 

[NYChase718]

yeah and wen u turn em down they got the nerve to act like u owe it to em n shyt

one time this dude was walking by and asked this guy in my building for a cigarrette, so wen the turned him down politely the dude yelled tto him to "Die of cancer"

 

[marcuz]

they don't even ask for spare change around here anymore, they ask for dollars

 

[Jparker]

I shyt you not this homeless lady always came up to me and my boy just sit there and stare. A few seconds later she would say. "I got a question baby...I's hungry" it was so funny to me based off the context of the way she said it.

 

[cleanface coney]

lolol real talk some of them old nikkas will drop some knowledge on yo ass

 

[Mowgli]

Im at the gas station some randon cidack comes up to me askin for money talkin bout i ran out of gas (his car is parked) after visiting my sick grandmother and need money to get to long beach (hour 30 minutes away). I was lookin at him like



He starts tellin on himself.

"real talk, real spit. Im not going to buy drugs or alcohol" *tryin to relate to me with slang*

Im thinkin *man ill pay you to get the fukk out my face with that bullshyt*

and gave him sme money so he could go get high.

This clown says. "god bless you" after i give him some money

I start

hes like Whats so funny.

Im like, bums always say god bless you after you give them money to buy drugs with.

He was like

Teeth lookin like been brushin with Pine Sol.

 

[STAN JONES]

There are a million bum ass nikkas like this in west Baltimore

I remember a few years ago these lil nikkas use to stand at intersections and wait til the light turn red and run up to cars begging for money...now they just post up at the gas station and beg for money

 

[StarClout]

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[mson]

One of the nikkas we grew up with turned into one of these people. Whenever I spot him I do my best to avoid eye contact or cross the street. These nikkas are slick and will post up outside of the bank waiting on your ass.

 

[Cat piss martini]

the key is to beat them to it.


Nappy chin mike: what's been up Catpiss!?
Me: let me hold a dollar mike
Nappy chin mike: nikka if i had yo hands i'd cut mine off
Me: so you aint gonna give me the dollar
Nappy chin mike: you polo everything young blood
Me: I could really use that dollar.
Nappy chin mike: I got some bidness around the way
Me: