(disclaimer: Don't take this too seriously)
Let’s face it, some Zodiac signs are just natural born a$$holes. Thankfully, I’ve compiled this list so that you don’t have to learn the hard way like I did!
Narcissists can be very powerful. They must choose whether they want to use their power for good or evil. When the Zodiac signs below use their power for good, the world changes and human consciousness elevates. However, when they use it for evil the destruction they cause can be catastrophic.
First, let’s define what it means to be a narcissist:
A person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of themselves.
Below is a list of symptoms of narcissism according to the Mayo Clinic.
Let’s face it, some Zodiac signs are just natural born a$$holes. Thankfully, I’ve compiled this list so that you don’t have to learn the hard way like I did!
Narcissists can be very powerful. They must choose whether they want to use their power for good or evil. When the Zodiac signs below use their power for good, the world changes and human consciousness elevates. However, when they use it for evil the destruction they cause can be catastrophic.
First, let’s define what it means to be a narcissist:
A person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of themselves.
Below is a list of symptoms of narcissism according to the Mayo Clinic.
- Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
- Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
- Exaggerating your achievements and talents
- Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
- Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
- Requiring constant admiration
- Having a sense of entitlement
- Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
- Taking advantage of others to get what you want
- Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
- Being envious of others and believing others envy you
- Behaving in an arrogant or haughty manner
- Violent
- Driven by fame and greed
- Cold, detached, inhumane.
- Calculating, cunning and callous
#4 Most Narcissistic Zodiac Sign: TAURUS
Taurus just can’t stay out of trouble. This is probably because the Taurus is the Symbolic age of a toddler in astrology and if you’ve ever been around a two-year-old, all you say repeatedly to them is “No,” “Get out of there,” and “You can’t have that!.”
A sense of entitlement: Like toddlers, most Taurus have a natural sense of entitlement. Hitler, one of the most famous Taurus, grew up torturing animals because he thought he was superior to them and he found torture entertaining…
Taurus truly believes that they deserve more than the average person. This belief gets them far in life because they are able to attract good luck, success, and wealth based on the belief that they deserve it.
However, it also get’s them in deep trouble because they feel entitled to lie, cheat, steal and manipulate others to get what they think, they are entitled to.
Taurus require a lot of attention in general but randomly opt to be alone at the most inconvenient times. Mainly, when you need them!
Dealing with a Taurus you need to understand that it is required that you are always there for them when they need you but it is not required that they are always there for you!
Inability to empathize: Many Taurus are prone to narcissism because it is hard for them to empathize with people. If they didn’t personally go through it, they won’t understand it. Period.
Demonically Persuasive. Taurus has the ability to talk you into things you’d never imagine doing ever! They are the sales rep at the used car lot who sold you a lemon for thousands of dollars over it’s value. They are the boyfriend who tricks you into believing that having a threesome will take your relationship to the next level.
Taurus are the Jehovah witnesses that has you hypnotized and totally brainwashed, following their cult blindly!
The notorious cult leader Jim Jones is a Taurus. He lead a cult and successfully persuaded his loyal followers into commiting a mass suicide of over 918 people!
Narcissistic Rage: Taurus are bullies and bullies are narcissist. A Taurus is not beneath hitting you or breaking shyt to prove a point. Their tempers can lead them into violent rages which are often referred to toddler like tantrums or narcissistic rage.
Incredibly shallow and materialistic. Narcissist believes material possessions and the illusion of power is what make them happy.
They often use people to get what they want or spoil people, feeding on their desire for material things to manipulate them. The Taurus is either the sugar daddy or the damsel in distress who is milking her sugar daddy for every penny he has to offer.
One of the biggest Pimps in American history “Iceberg Slim” is a Taurus! They can be womanizers and very successful at it. Taurus will tell you what it is, and what they want from you, so eloquently and disrespectfully, at the same time. They are deliberate and afraid of nothing!
Let’s not forget the famous Taurus, Madam and Politician Sally Stanford who said;
“Romance without finance is a nuisance. Few men value free merchandise.”
Taurus are extremist. Just examine their pedigree… Hitler and Saddam Hussein! If these two tyrants are narcissist to the extreme! They want power by any means.
Niccolo Machiavelli (born May 3, 1469) Though little more than a political brown-noser during his day, Machiavelli gained infamy for his survival guide for despots, The Prince, which set forth the rules of maintaining power through intimidation and unscrupulous cunning.
Taurus are Master Manipulators. Have you seen the movie “Catch Me If You Can,” starring Leonardo DiCaprio? It’s a true story about one of the world’s greatest con artist Frank Abagnale, a former confidence trickster, check forger, and impostor between the ages of 15 and 21.
He served less than five years in prison before starting to work for the federal government. He is currently a consultant and lecturer for the FBI academy and field offices. He also runs Abagnale & Associates, a financial fraud consultancy company.
Taurus are very cunning and manipulation and narcissism comes very easy to them because it is a part of who they are. You’ve been warned!
#3 Most Narcissist Zodiac Sign is VIRGO
Virgo’s are walking talking paradoxes. Dear Virgo’s how can you be powerful and insecure at the same time? Virgo’s are earth signs. If they wish, they can be very successful. Earth signs are manifestors and they typically make shyt happen.
However, some of them are too self-destructive and narcissistic to ever see true success unless of course, it is stepping on the backs of everyone they know.
Virgos want you to be successful but not more successful than them, this is why the movie Horrible Bosses was inspired by an employee with a Virgo manager…
Narcissist secretly does not want you to succeed, neither does a Virgo.
Narcissists/Virgos are never satisfied with ANYTHING you do ever! They will find something wrong with everything you do and point it out without hesitation.
Virgos are detail oriented, but they pay attention to the WRONG details. They pay attention to IRRELEVANT details no one else pays attention to.
It is very easy to irritate a Virgo because they are so insecure. They get so easily annoyed, they probably won’t get past the 2nd paragraph.
Virgos make people feel like they are walking on egg shells. People find it hard to be themselves around Virgos.because Virgos are too sensitive to take a joke and are easily annoyed by anything you do and ay, just like a narcissist.
Virgos have Political or money motivated agendas. Virgos are famous snipers. A famous Virgo, Charles J. Guiteau shot and killed President James Garfield.
Another Virgo on a killing spree with a political agenda. Eric Robert Rudolph, also known as the Olympic Park Bomber, is an American domestic terrorist convicted for a series of anti-abortion and anti-gay-motivated bombings across the southern United States
Virgos live a double life like most Narcissist. Virgo’s, like Gemini’s, can be incredibly two faced. Most abusive male Virgos that I know are charming and very social outside of their home. They are respected and admired by many. However, at home, and behind closed doors, they are monsters to their wives and children.
Stubborn: Narcissist, like Virgo’s, never change their mind or consider others points of view.
You are only there to serve them: Your opinion doesn’t matter so stop talking.
Controlling: Virgo’s need you to be what they assigned you to be. As their lover, you have job responsibilities you must not falter from. Get on your job! No slacking or the berating and nagging will never end.
Easily irritated: They walk around like Ebenezer Scrooge, grumpy, tired and full of complaints.
Possessive: You belong to them. You are a possession. They are insecure and jealous and they need to know where their possessions are at all times. You belong to them. You are a possession. They are insecure and jealous and they need to know where their possessions are at all times.
Virgos Can’t keep secrets. They are ruled by Mercury, never tell a person ruled by Mercury any of your secrets. They will put your business out there in the street for entertainment purposes.
Judgmental: Virgos love to judge, especially people who are different from them in any way. Virgos are simple minded and they everyone should live their lives the same way. Diversity and change frighten them.
Routined Robots: They hate being surprised and don’t you dare try to be spontaneous with them.
Neat Freaks. Most Virgos spend too much time cleaning and not enough time living. Everything has to be perfect according to the Virgo.
Insecure: Virgos are special because they act insecure and powerful at the same time. They are confident in one breath but then they say or do something that shows that they are also totally insecure and self-conscious. WTF?
They are psychoanalytical and too identified with the mind and the ego. They need to get in touch with their heart and their feelings!
Bottle up anger and then explode. When a Virgo unleashes everything they’ve bottled up, they are not verbal, they are physical and you might end up dead. Be very careful.
Virgos are Revengeful. Bad Girls Club star Tanisha Thomas let’s it be known how immature, reckless and vengeful she can be every minute of the show.
Narcissistic Perfectionism: Virgos believe in the illusion of perfection which makes them absolutely unbearable to be around at times.
Michael Jackson a psycho perfectionist. Beyonce’ another psycho perfectionist. These people MUST be the best and when it comes to their careers, many of them are. Like a true narcissist their fame comes before everyone and everything in their LIFE.
Virgos often suffer from OCD and they believe EVERYTHING has its place. Even you! And your place is beneath them!
They need to THINK about everything and are slow to make decisions to the point where it tortures you and everyone involved! They have to think about what they will wear, where they want to eat, what they want for breakfast, blue socks or white socks, like really just make a fukking decision already! Geesh
Virgos will sell out for coins. They will sell out for prestigious positions. Ben Carson who is a Virgo is Donald Trumps bytch! Go Figure
Most Virgos are condescending and talk to you like you’re a child in true Narcissistic fashion. Virgo’s astrological age is the adult, and they think they have authority over everyone including you.
Virgos think everything is permanent often confusing temporary emotional states with permanent characters traits.
Virgos are habitual but not progressive. They have strict routines and inability to change to be progressive. This is why they are prone to narcissism!
Virgos make the list of the most Notorious Serial Killers.
When Virgos loosen up and give in into the fact that they are imperfect, they are quite gifted human beings with a sense of humor that is magnetic! Dave Chappelle is a Virgo, and when I tell you he is one of the funniest, most controversial comedians ever, that is an understatement!
Virgos will pick apart every little flaw you have effortlessly and with child like enthusiasm. They pay attention to everything negative about you, never the positive. This is why they are textbook narcissists.
Virgos’s can’t forgive themselves or others, ever! If they do something embarrassing or if someone hurts their sensitive little egos, they over analyze the situation and continue to relive it until it drives them absolutely insane.
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