yo that's creepy, my girl JUST bought this yesterday and cleaned our house with it. House smelled like we hired a maid service
FYE.
I do this every weeks now crib stay smelling fresh
The Coli Bachelor Handbook
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I do this every weeks now crib stay smelling fresh
Uppin this Friday piff:
Came across this dope Fight Club Poster for $30, to frame and hang up in the hallway.
Clinton Reno "I want you to hit me as hard as you can" | Bottleneck Art Gallery
Came across this dope Fight Club Poster for $30, to frame and hang up in the hallway.
Clinton Reno "I want you to hit me as hard as you can" | Bottleneck Art Gallery
SumBlackguyz
Cacs Gonna Cac
Need more piff
He Who Posts Well
Veteran
Ikea is a great place to start looking for furniture. You ca practically furnish your whole house for the same price as a living room set from rooms to go.
↓R↑LYB
I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
Man, I should really drop some shyt for y'all nikkas. My run was legendary when I was out in these skreets.
Here's some advice, keep that smell good in your crib.
Can't eem tell you how many times a bytch walked in the bathroom like
when that cherry apple blossom hit em
Also, make sure you got at least 30GB of R&B cuts in your music collection. Music is for the bytches, not you nikka. These hoes ain't trying to hear the newest immortal technique mixtape
Here's some advice, keep that smell good in your crib.
Can't eem tell you how many times a bytch walked in the bathroom like
when that cherry apple blossom hit em Also, make sure you got at least 30GB of R&B cuts in your music collection. Music is for the bytches, not you nikka. These hoes ain't trying to hear the newest immortal technique mixtape
↓R↑LYB
I trained Sheng Long and Shonuff
It's a little too late now, but when the Wii came out.......nikka 
Having a bytch play wii sports for the 1st time and having em like
after swinging the wiimote was the easiest ways to get ass.
shyt was damn near cheating
Having a bytch play wii sports for the 1st time and having em like
after swinging the wiimote was the easiest ways to get ass.shyt was damn near cheating
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
I hope y'all soaked this up...
1. To effectively do the first one, you have to KNOW YOUR CITY. GET IN DEM STREETS.
Get to know them hoods and surroundings and all of that if you don't already.
Maybe sometime after work or when you ain't got shyt else craccin', just go ridin' around
in your car/on the subway and go see where the streets go and what is where. When you
know all that, you can plan your attack even if you're outta bounds.
2. ...and, have them 2 or 3 dishes be something you would eat LOL.
Yeah, a broad will be impressed if you know how to cook...but she know damn well you
don't be cookin' no Cornish Game Hens or Duck L'Orange if she ain't there.
3. The signature scent ish is GOLD...but don't swim in it. And dig - it doesn't even have to
be cologne, just something that smells good. I've been asked "what is that you're wearing"
and it's just been a new kind of soap...
Wow
this thread is just good advice to keep your game fresh in general. Here's my 2 cents:
1. My boy hit me up to crockpots
Nikka put all the stuff in before work and come home and pow shyts done! I got so much azz inviting chicks over for pot roast and beef stew.
2. Always keep music on deck fast and slow. I've brought chicks home from the bar and played some booty popping music and have gotten personal freak shows in the living room
3. Keep the wine flowing. Chicks love to feel classy even if they really aint.
4. I would say overall when a chick falls through make her feel safe. Meet her at the door and lock it in front of her.
Protip: To really find out if she's really down right away tell her to come through the first time in "comfy" clothes and that you're just on some chillin shyt. Have her pick up some redbox movies and offer her dinner(crockpot). That way she invests in the evening too. Have the wine ready and
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well in 2014 brehs.
this thread is just good advice to keep your game fresh in general. Here's my 2 cents:1. My boy hit me up to crockpots
Nikka put all the stuff in before work and come home and pow shyts done! I got so much azz inviting chicks over for pot roast and beef stew.2. Always keep music on deck fast and slow. I've brought chicks home from the bar and played some booty popping music and have gotten personal freak shows in the living room
3. Keep the wine flowing. Chicks love to feel classy even if they really aint.
4. I would say overall when a chick falls through make her feel safe. Meet her at the door and lock it in front of her.
Protip: To really find out if she's really down right away tell her to come through the first time in "comfy" clothes and that you're just on some chillin shyt. Have her pick up some redbox movies and offer her dinner(crockpot). That way she invests in the evening too. Have the wine ready and
.well in 2014 brehs.
Steve Piffler
I got them CERTS
i was really ready to get out there in them streets brehs...
glad i didn't have to...
glad i didn't have to...
1: Attention to detail. Little subtle things like good lotions, signature scents, clean bathrooms will definitely go a long way.
2: As mentioned before, a little raw vanilla extract, cinnamon sticks and cloves in a pot of water simmering on the fire will have the entire pad smelling good.
3: Invest in good mattress and bed sheets. Overstock.com for 800 thread count and up.
4: Go to your local flea to cop a vintage or antique piece of art or furniture… Any woman or chick thats worth the kings time will notice it. Makes for a good ice breaker. I
2: As mentioned before, a little raw vanilla extract, cinnamon sticks and cloves in a pot of water simmering on the fire will have the entire pad smelling good.
3: Invest in good mattress and bed sheets. Overstock.com for 800 thread count and up.
4: Go to your local flea to cop a vintage or antique piece of art or furniture… Any woman or chick thats worth the kings time will notice it. Makes for a good ice breaker. I
that you were breh..glad though you reconciled with your ladyi was really ready to get out there in them streets brehs...
glad i didn't have to...
SirShaktus
All Star
*Takes notes*
One of the more unusual pieces of advice I got from my cousin is have a diverse amount of movies on deck... DVDs on a DVD rack close by.
Some old school, classic black and whites, foreign movies, comedy specials, animated movies to show you're cultured.
Have a USB drive or external hard drive with the same movies, but in 720p or 1080p format.
Invest in a decent HDTV (I bought a 50 something inch from Walmart for like, $300 on a Super Bowl Weekend Sale), hook up your gaming console, and feast.
Had a copy of The Seven Samurai (GOAT 'band of brothers' movie), 28 Days Later, The Defiant Ones, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; The Hurt Locker, Up and Spirited Away...
When I stayed by myself while in college, have them pick out movies...
When I put that clear ass picture with big time sound, females was like
On a sidenote, can we get some movie recommendations, brehs...?
One of the more unusual pieces of advice I got from my cousin is have a diverse amount of movies on deck... DVDs on a DVD rack close by.
Some old school, classic black and whites, foreign movies, comedy specials, animated movies to show you're cultured.
Have a USB drive or external hard drive with the same movies, but in 720p or 1080p format.
Invest in a decent HDTV (I bought a 50 something inch from Walmart for like, $300 on a Super Bowl Weekend Sale), hook up your gaming console, and feast.
Had a copy of The Seven Samurai (GOAT 'band of brothers' movie
), 28 Days Later, The Defiant Ones, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; The Hurt Locker, Up and Spirited Away...When I stayed by myself while in college, have them pick out movies...
When I put that clear ass picture with big time sound, females was like
On a sidenote, can we get some movie recommendations, brehs...?
Bless't
Living the dream
It honestly all has to do with the type of women you're messing with when it comes to sleeping with neighbors. I've slept with 3 different ladies in my condo association and they all know about one another. And they ALL know not to just randomly show up at my place. Only invites.
But I agree with the bathroom advice. Just keep your place clean in general. It makes whoever comes over feel more comfortable. The more comfortable they feel, the easier it is for them to let their guard down and become relaxed. Then its just being able to converse from there.