The Coli's Complete Guide To Getting shyt For Free

AlainLocke

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How to eat free at expensive ass restaurants...


First you need broken glass...carry that shyt with you...


Eat enough of your food...plant the glass in the food...

Tell the waiter you think there's something in your food...

Cause scene...

Tell the waiter you not willing to pay...

Walk out....
 

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Go to a restaurant once and make sure you get the manager's name. :patrice:

The next time you go to that restaurant call in before and say "Can I speak to 'manager'?" :wtb:

If they are in that day then say "the last time we were there a few months back the service was terrible and I spoke to you and you told me IF we came back you'd comp our meal 50% off. How do I go about this?" :jbhmm:

Or if the manager isn't in say the same thing but say "manager said...how do I get this tonight if they aren't in?"

They will usually bend over backwards and thank you for coming back. They will ask your name and put you down and you will get the 5 star treatment.


Las time I did this I only paid the gratuity and got two glasses of wine on the house :blessed:

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Open an LLC. I've needed graphic design work in the past and I've gone to craigslist and found TONS of free labor from students in exchange for a letter of recommendation. You can also write off a ton of your expenses (internet, gas, miles on your car, electricity % if you have a dedicated office space in your house) if you own a "consulting" company (for the first three years you don't even have to make any money).
 

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I have 10-15 emails set up for SlingTv. Use the 7 day free trial, cancel, open a new account rinse and repeat. After a year you can go back to the first account and get the trial again.

Like op said taking advantage of liberal return policies. I do this on tools, and cameras when I travel.

If the person at the drive through window ask what you ordered always add more than what you paid for. Most times they don't question.
 

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Heard this for some time but sure as hell not trying it. When elevated very high on the plane use a prepaid debit card with no identifying information and order whatever your heart desires. None of the purchases are done in real-time and they only process when they land. This may be outdated due to onboard wifi at higher elevations.
 

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The amazon prime/netflix trial trick works on Sirius radio too (the app only). You get 30 days each time. With a good data plan, you can aux/Bluetooth it to you car radio and have Sirius

I just got a new car and got a legit free 3 month trial so I'm hiatus until then :jawalrus:
 

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A lot of free trials, if you Cancel before the trial is over, they will prevent you from cancellation and give u an extended trial.

I use it for Cbs all-access all the time. Well free. Cancel on the sixth day, get another month free. Then cancel. Lol
 
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