The Coli's Complete Guide To Getting shyt For Free

[Ms. Elaine]

Wet p*ssy and a dry purse do not match. If you have a vagina you can get everything for free. You don't even have to be pretty.

Hm. That might be a caveat.

People generally don't think I'd get involved in grimy shyt and I play the innocent and naive game very well. I just realized I'm never checked by customs when I return to the States. I remember being so angry once because they didn't even bother to check my bags and I could have smuggled some "unapproved" fruits and shyt back into the country.


My Amazon/Netflix/Home Depot/Staples hacks are still valid for all.

 

[InDePickWest]

I used to go to grocery stores,

go to the hot foods section

get a bag of hot food (white bag full of fries/chicken/etc)

sneakily take off the sticker

go to the SELF CHECKOUT

pick up a drink to go with your meal

act like you scanned your hot food

don't put the food on the actual tray because it will weigh and know it ain't no damn 16 oz Sprite


get your receipt and walk out. you just got a free meal and soda for the price of a soda.




Don't be afraid of Jesus turning his back on you when it's time for judgment day tho



I gave that life up in high school but I was legit hungry and not eating cuz I was running away and shyt.

 

[Software]

Make a guide for getting a job so you fukk nikkas don't have to waste all this time and energy stealin bullshyt that isn't even worth the effort



 

[Icantspell]

Ain't Canadian prices higher

 

[Ms. Elaine]

I used to go to grocery stores,

go to the hot foods section

get a bag of hot food (white bag full of fries/chicken/etc)

sneakily take off the sticker

go to the SELF CHECKOUT

pick up a drink to go with your meal

act like you scanned your hot food

don't put the food on the actual tray because it will weigh and know it ain't no damn 16 oz Sprite


get your receipt and walk out. you just got a free meal and soda for the price of a soda.




Don't be afraid of Jesus turning his back on you when it's time for judgment day tho



I gave that life up in high school but I was legit hungry and not eating cuz I was running away and shyt.

Hm. I used to do something similar at Whole Foods. Over there, hot foods are priced by the pound but soups have fixed prices. I'd put my hot food in the containers for soup. If the cashier asked me if it was from the hot bar, I'd be honest but if they didn't and just scanned the soup bar code.....


Another Whole Foods tip, always check out with someone who looks new on the job; you can get away with murder.

 

[Ms. Elaine]

Ain't Canadian prices higher

I'm paying with US dollars so from my perspective, it's lower. My bank charges me a small currency fee. Still worth it.

And no, it's the "same" prices. My plan costs $9.99 CAD

 

[Ms. Elaine]

Make a guide for getting a job so you fukk nikkas don't have to waste all this time and energy stealin bullshyt that isn't even worth the effort

Ironically, spoken like a true broke nikka.


So we should be embarrassed because we can get shyt for less?

 

[Icantspell]

I'm paying with US dollars so from my perspective, it's lower. My bank charges me a small currency fee. Still worth it.

How much do you pay

 

[Kalik]

Spoiler

Everything you buy at Walmart keep the box. Return at any time. When my sons break their ps4, xbox controllers I just go buy the same one. Switch em in bag and bring back the broken one.

Ok, so what stuff year after year will be useful for. Some Electronics change often, but any kitchen stuff the wife needs. New mixers and blenders etc.

 

[Ms. Elaine]

How much do you pay

Already answered. Under 8 dollars. About 7.50$US. This is for the 2 screens+HD plan.

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

This thread reminds me of the good ol' days of 2 years free of AOL, by calling to cancel on the 29th day of a trial and them encouraging me (hoping I forgot to cancel the next month) to try it again for another "free" month

 

[Ms. Elaine]

Spoiler

Everything you buy at Walmart keep the box. Return at any time. When my sons break their ps4, xbox controllers I just go buy the same one. Switch em in bag and bring back the broken one.

Ok, so what stuff year after year will be useful for. Some Electronics change often, but any kitchen stuff the wife needs. New mixers and blenders etc.

 

[Luck]

Ironically, spoken like a true broke nikka.


So we should be embarrassed because we can get shyt for less?

Nah but you should be embaressed for being a rat ass thief

You supposedly a female so sell some p*ssy so you can be little higher on the hierarchy of lowlifes above a petty thief, ole "let me get a cup for some water" just to fill it up with sprite ass nikka

At you quoting me twice about this shyt

 

[Darealtwo1]

Any business within the continental United States is a benificiary of slave labor and stolen land. Therefore these businesses owe the decendants of africans and natives indefinate goods/services until that debt is repaid.

You cannot steal what is owed to you.

Take any oppitunity that arises to reimburse yourself.

Try saying this dumb shyt in a group of cac peers as the jury.....fukk around and get 10 years for disrespecting the court.

 

[I_Got_Da_Burna]

how about paying for shyt, you broke ass nikkas