The Coli's Complete Guide To Getting shyt For Free

[Ms. Elaine]

I feel so ugly admitting this but I love gaming the system to get shyt for free.

Up until recently, I never paid for Netflix (and Netflix is currently charging me Canadian prices even though I live in the US (), I have never paid for an Amazon Prime membership despite (ab)using the service () and I'm always circumventing store and website policies in order to use "first time user" coupons in order to get additional discounts in places I shop at on the regular ().



Well, now, I can add BJs to my list of hacks. Here's how to shop at BJs without a membership:

1) On your first trip, buy something and ask someone if you can use their card.
2) Keep that receipt.
3) Et voila, you are an honorary BJs member. That receipt is as good as having a physical card. Just hand that receipt to the cashier and they will instantly hook you up with those criminally low prices.
4) As long as that person's membership is active, you can use their benefits.


Others tips I've learned:

So far, I know that this only works for Home Depot and Staples...

If there is a tool or item you only need to use once, buy it at these stores, use it and return for a full refund.




If you have other hacks, please share....

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Ima wait for somebody else to try this shyt and report back

 

[Quiet Magician]

Watch a nikka try this and get arrested for fraud.

 

[Ms. Elaine]

Ima wait for somebody else to try this shyt and report back

I've already done it....far too many times that I can count. Hence why I listed it.

 

[Ms. Elaine]

Watch a nikka try this and get arrested for fraud.

Where's the fraud.


Morally bankrupt perhaps but completely within the confines of the law.

 

[LEEeveryday]

don't mind me...I'll just be in the cut...

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I've already done it....far too much times that I can count. Hence why I listed it.

I'm scared

@Yusuke werent you asking for fish sticks the other day? Nows your chance

 

[ChrisDorner2]

If you buy a app on your debit card just cancel your debit card before the transaction goes thru. U keep the app and Apple can't charge u!

 

[plushcarpet]

Did you try the receipt at the gas pump?

 

[jerniebert]

This should be a good thread. I'm an Amazon reviewer and get lots of discounted or free shyt. They recently changed terms of service so the discounts and items offered are not as good as they used to be.

 

[Ol’Otis]

fish sticks

Fire Sticks?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

1) On your first trip, buy something and ask someone if they can use their card.

Yea this some suburbs shyt...

Hood nikkas not about to let you use they shyt...

I'm giving someone that for inquiring about my shyt...Stay out my business

 

[Ms. Elaine]

If you buy a app on your debit card just cancel your debit card before the transaction goes thru. U keep the app and Apple can't charge u!

However, there is a catch: the next time you wanna buy an app or anything on iTunes (even if it's free), you've gotta update your payment information and pay your outstanding balance first.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Hold up, talk to us about this free Netflix/Amazon Prime thing...

 

[ChrisDorner2]

However, there is a catch: the next time you wanna buy an app or anything on iTunes (even if it's free), you've gotta update your payment information and pay your outstanding balance first.

Ive thought all that through breh!

Just make a new account entirely just for each time u want a free app

Then just log back into the main account when ur done with the fukkery