The friend zone is a myth

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i got a bytch i'm tryna be coo with, i ain't tryna fukk her, even if she would offer, but i like tha bytches goofy personality, and wouldn't mind kickin it with her and hangin out

however i think she must think i'm trying to get at her cuz she don't really reply to my texts :sadcam:

You're not her friend, you're her emotional nut rag. She hang out with you when she's bored as shyt and has nothing else to do. And your ass keep going back even though she gives two fukks about what you want.

That's not a friendship breh, you power simping and don't even know it :scusthov:

If I text/call someone and they don't reply back to my text, they number gets automatically deleted, especially a broad. Then they gotta earn that spot back, regardless of whether I wanna fukk em or not.
 

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You're not her friend, you're her emotional nut rag. She hang out with you when she's bored as shyt and has nothing else to do. And your ass keep going back even though she gives two fukks about what you want.

That's not a friendship breh, you power simping and don't even know it :scusthov:

If I text/call someone and they don't reply back to my text, they number gets automatically deleted, especially a broad. Then they gotta earn that spot back, regardless of whether I wanna fukk em or not.

we don't even hang out, bytch don't give me enough response texts to even get to that point :ld:
 

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the only thing that disappoints me about this thread is the fact that winb83 has been talking about this same subject matter now for some years on sohh. it's like its the only topic he knows about and/or has the most experience with...
 

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we don't even hang out, bytch don't give me enough response texts to even get to that point :ld:

Let that bytch go Breh. All your doing is making yourself look desperate and have her feeling like :jawalrus: every time she ignores your text/call. Delete the bytch number today, do the-coli proud.

I never understood why nikkas never just move on when they ain't getting no real cooperation. I might take an L, but I at least wanna keep my dignity.
 

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Let that bytch go Breh. All your doing is making yourself look desperate and have her feeling like :jawalrus: every time she ignores your text/call. Delete the bytch number today, do the-coli proud.

I never understood why nikkas never just move on when they ain't getting no real cooperation. I might take an L, but I at least wanna keep my dignity.

NO!!! :mad: i mean..........i......i...........cant :to:




i wanna redeem myself, come back :stylin: on this bytch, then drop her ass :win:




thats why i need to keep her around :shaq:
 

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I remember someone on the other board saying that if you get rejected and/or put in the friend zone, you should stop contacting her for a while, improve your confidence/game, then hit her up again in a few months but be more aggressive.

I can't remember who said it, but he said it worked. Its like making a new first impression.
 

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no :mad: i.....i.................cant :to:




i wanna redeem myself, come back :stylin: on this bytch, then drop her ass :win:




thats why i need to keep her around :shaq:

In the name of Mr. Somebody and good brother slaimon, I REBUKE the simp demon that has taken control of you :bustback:!!!!!!!
 

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we don't even hang out, bytch don't give me enough response texts to even get to that point :ld:

you parallel one of my failed relationships :ohmy: just keep workin the bytch and you'll see the light, don't listen to these weak nikkaz who can't take time to break a bytch, continue putting in the work and the rewards will come :win:
 

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i aint got any time to be friends with a female any longer. if it aint about fukking i aint even tryna try. i got enough friends. i was friendzoned once, cause the bytch couldnt make up her mind on me so i just quit that type of living and kept it moving
 

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you parallel one of my failed relationships :ohmy: just keep workin the bytch and you'll see the light, don't listen to these weak nikkaz who can't take time to break a bytch, continue putting in the work and the rewards will come :win:

Thanks bro you don't know how inspirational those words are to me :to:
 

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Thanks bro you don't know how inspirational those words are to me :to:

no problem breh

and if you're tired of this bytch not caving in

and wanna have a high risk/reward

tell this ho what you think

she'll either accept you and be like ":blush: i was feeling the same" or be like ":huh:"

either way, it's only if you get sick of waiting.

I'm currently in a kind of situation like this but I don't mind waiting a lil bit cause I don't want a relationship now anyway, and i'm getting p*ssy weekly so I am in no rush

plus i am about to start a new job :evil:
 

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i've been in the friend zone with my bestie jerry for months now :(
 

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NO!!! :mad: i mean..........i......i...........cant :to:




i wanna redeem myself, come back :stylin: on this bytch, then drop her ass :win:




thats why i need to keep her around :shaq:

I don't mean to burst ur bubble but I don't think its ever gonna happen. Move on.

I mean anything is possible but once ur THAT guy its hard to change how that female views you and what she thinks of you. I mean she don't even reply to ur texts or wants to hang out with u at all. Some things were never meant to be breh :sad:

On to the next one.
 

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I don't mean to burst ur bubble but I don't think its ever gonna happen. Move on.

I mean anything is possible but once ur THAT guy its hard to change how that female views you and what she thinks of you. I mean she don't even reply to ur texts or wants to hang out with u at all. Some things were never meant to be breh :sad:

On to the next one.

nah breh, when i wuz around her i wuz downplayin my personality and wuzn't really being my self


i'm give it a couple months to a year, then ima hit her up, come thru on some whole other shyt, flip tha script completely, lookin fly, arms on swole, with some paper in my pocket lookin like Pac in a bidni' suit, bytch gon be all over me :smugfavre:

then i'ma kick that bytch to tha curb and :win:




i sit back and :dwillhuh: sometimes, and think to myself "damn i'm a genious
 

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nah breh, when i wuz around her i wuz downplayin my personality and wuzn't really being my self


i'm give it a couple months to a year, then ima hit her up, come thru on some whole other shyt, flip tha script completely, lookin fly, arms on swole, with some paper in my pocket lookin like Pac in a bidni' suit, bytch gon be all over me :smugfavre:

then i'ma kick that bytch to tha curb and :win:




i sit back and :dwillhuh: sometimes, and think to myself "damn i'm a genious

:laugh:

Its ur life. Personally I wouldn't waste the time and effort but do u. It might work, good luck.
 
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