The Lengths We Go to Attract Females is Ridiculous Now

[Rozay Oro]

How that bytch gonna ignore a jiggy ass bird breh that does the yayo dance

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Dance for a lark, brehs

 

[CopiousX]

Doing some Kabuki and still get rejected

Its hilarious how accurate this is. Bird breh better take lessons from this guy]

Some bum ass bird with no job and rabies gonna be smashing tonight. Thot ass birds

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Its crazy seeing cold approaching in nature

All Alphas/Real nikka Real Men

Whichever you wanna call then All approach women..whether animal or human. But brehs can keep justifying why they shouldn't approach.

 

[Canada Goose]

Yikes, reminds me of when I did the puffed up neck pigeon jiggle only for the female pigeon to fly away and to have hoomons nearby laughing like

I feel for my fellow bird breh

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Yeah and it was on National Geographic not Instagram and it was accompanied by David Attenborough narrating it.



Way to have your avian breh's back, Mandarin Duck.

You see it too, huh?

We already know what type of time @Mandarin Duck is on

 

[Da_Eggman]

Simp ass bird

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

All that dancin' and prancing, puffin and huffin of the chest...



The broad still bounced on the winged-suitor on some indifferent hateration.



BYTCH DAB!!!!



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[010101]

you only matter if she's after you*

 

[Koli_Kat]

That's exactly how you simp nikkas look when you do the most to try and empress a bytch

 

[Eddie_1100]

I see it’s a whole flock of you bird brehs now

 

[BunchePark]

Smoking a spliff right now that's the funniest shyt I saw all day lol

I know he got a crook in that neck

All behind a piece of p*ssy

 

[mag357]

We use to have to behead nikkas on some gladiator shyt. I'm fine with this era. I'll buy a chick 15 bucks worth of gas to get some p*ssy.

The fact nobody else quoted this shyt, haw puzzled

 

[Capitol]

Damn near broke his neck trying to impress shawty now she chilling in another bird brehs nest.

 

[UpAndComing]

Birds have no problem cold approaching

And you got men on the Coli scared to death to do it