The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread

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I might have the tiniest Darby update before the "Pay $10 for more!" crowd got hold of it. :sas2:

I guess they didn't want the world watching Darby when the original link went viral, but there is still a blog covering his expedition - they just don't often photograph or mention Darby anymore.

I was keeping an eye on it every few days and had almost convinced myself he'd dropped out until today's update - he's on the far left of the 3rd photo.


Sounds like they've been busy setting shyt up and doing test climbs but they haven't started the actual ascent yet.
 

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Side note, the Jurassic Express could've been a cool stable. Jungle Boy the singles wrestler, and the tag team of Luchasaurus, & the Caveman Nick Camachameleon.
Why have a caveman on the roster and not put him with the dinosaur?
:mindblown:
The Caveman lost in a trios squash Wednesday
 

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Yeah, I saw that match. I think there was a brief window during the YouTube days when Nick Calamari could've been something. It looked like he was getting a program with Wardlow (I think) a few years ago, but nothing came of it. A caveman who's a real life accountant could've been interesting. Dude had two ready-made gimmicks; he could've easily gone from Bruiser Brody to I.R.S.
 

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I ain't been on today, apparently @MenacingMonk touched a nerve with @Silkk that fat boy piff, and some other minions :dead:

They've been hiding in their safe space tryna throw shots all day and it's 80 degrees outside lmaoo. I told you @Brad Piff is a loser IRL lmaoo
These weirdos get worked up over posters as much as the actual play fights. fukkin obsessed headcases, man. :scust:
 

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I could’ve sworn he was released? Either way he was never gonna amount to much in AEW, as a big man.

Contract expired I think but they introduced him on Dynamite this week as if he'd been injured. :wtf:

Guess it's just a per-appearance enhancement thing when he's in their area now.
 

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TK should sign PK and Shotzi. They’re average in ring but they’d thrive based on their personality/character. Dumbass WWE laid the blueprint for the team, TK should just ride it out. Plus we’d get more adult actions from them. :shaq:

Ring wise, Shayna would be a nice fit, but I feel like she’d do something else now. Maybe go back to MMA?

With that said, TK gotta call up Red Velvet. She’s been ready.
 
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Checked the thread incognito and Your favorite Stan posting pictures of a fat man in speedos. :dame:

Cock on his mind every day, bookmarking a gif of a man doing cocksucking gestures, a fat man in a thong. I think that’s enough evidence… :dame:

We just got in from 'Sinners' :whew: Great movie. Phenomenal. :wow:

All I can say about @Silkk is after I exposed his weird posting history in JBO, he pretended to put me on ignore and I'm not surprised that he's the type of guy to go both ways :huhldup: :dame:
 
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