The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread

[Jmare007]

Really no need for All Out when All In is in the U.S. I wonder if it's bushed this year.

Grand Slam should be around that time as well. All Out seems like a redundancy

Yeah, they either have to drop All Out or WrestleDream from their calendar, imo.

 

[stro]

We were all pushing for it. I took them like 6-12 months too long but I'm glad TK finally pulled the trigger on it.

The first year or so until covid, they were running the same size venues and the shows were always hot and full. Got a little too ahead of their skis booking NBA arenas. It is a delightful wrasslin show most weeks in smaller venues with great in ring and promo stuff and it feels a lot different in sold out small hot venues than half full arenas. I'm sure the move back to smaller venues took some time for logistics to book venues.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Next question...
Could 100 unarmed Jungle Boys beat 1 gorilla?

 

[TheAlbionist]

Wonder if this will be a prelude to All In Philly in 2026 since Texas got Y’All In a year after their residency.

Any time they've mentioned it 2026 was planned for a return to Wembley.

AEW Returning To London For All In 2026

AEW All In will return to London in 2026

cultaholic.com

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

A source familiar with both said “she hasn’t turned down losing, because losing hasn’t even been broached. Both companies had plans to push her heavily.”

They chalked up Mercedes' claims of creative control to be largely in character.

Meltzer followed up this report as follows:

Nobody in AEW has creative control except TK. He does listen to the top guys but people who won't lose, unless they can talk him out of it, end up not getting used.

 

[mannyrs13]

Really no need for All Out when All In is in the U.S. I wonder if it's bushed this year.

Grand Slam should be around that time as well. All Out seems like a redundancy

They did Grand Slam Australia and coming up in Mexico. Wonder if they still do the New York edition especially since they'll be in the northeast around early September or just skip it and keep doing international venues for Grand Slam. Could be a good idea to bush All Out and just do Wrestle Dream early October. Time from FD to WD shouldnt be too long where they'll need to sneak in another ppv.

 

[Reality Check]

Yeah, they either have to drop All Out or WrestleDream from their calendar, imo.

They need to drop All Out. Seems hellish to book big matches for All In, All Out, and Grand Slam in Queens during a 4-5 week stretch.

 

[TheAlbionist]

Next question...
Could 100 unarmed Jungle Boys beat 1 gorilla?

Could 1 unarmed Jungle Boy beat 100 capuchins is a simulation I'd like to see.

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Really no need for All Out when All In is in the U.S. I wonder if it's bushed this year.

Grand Slam should be around that time as well. All Out seems like a redundancy

They aren’t eliminating a PPV

 

[MenacingMonk]

Running 7 shows at the Arena?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Next question...
Could 100 unarmed Jungle Boys beat 1 gorilla?

If real glass involved, I'm still rooting for the gorilla

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

If real glass involved, I'm still rooting for the gorilla

What if there were 100 Jungle Boys covered in real plate glass?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

What if there were 100 Jungle Boys covered in real plate glass?

We talking Luchasaurus Jungle or Real Glass smirking NJPW Jungle.

If NJPW Jungle, stalemate with the final real glass jungle dying on the bled out gorilla.

Goofy jungle Luchasaurus, the

 

[Rollie Forbes]

We talking Luchasaurus Jungle or Real Glass smirking NJPW Jungle.

If NJPW Jungle, stalemate with the final real glass jungle dying on the bled out gorilla.

Goofy jungle Luchasaurus, the

Side note, the Jurassic Express could've been a cool stable. Jungle Boy the singles wrestler, and the tag team of Luchasaurus, & the Caveman Nick Camachameleon.
Why have a caveman on the roster and not put him with the dinosaur?

 

[VegetasHairline]

Side note, the Jurassic Express could've been a cool stable. Jungle Boy the singles wrestler, and the tag team of Luchasaurus, & the Caveman Nick Camachameleon.
Why have a caveman on the roster and not put him with the dinosaur?

What about Marko Stunt?