Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[CinnaSlim]

That vegan all natural Dominican booty

 

[Hope]

Now I have to learn how to have fun in a healthy way .
Wish me luck.

 

[-G$-]

so last night at the gym
that sexy ass trainer chick
came up and talked to me


saying i need to protect her cause some fat ass dude and his friend were making weird comments to her

them nikkas looked at me and went up stairs

-so she was asking me what my girl cooked for me
-- i was like "nothing, cause she dont live with me"

she smiled and said she needs to feed me

so we start chatting about how dudes always sweating her in there but that she dont like any of them

she was like
"I need a smart man like you"

- i told her i was going to start pretending like she was my wife and making comments so dudes would leave her alone

--then she was like "yeah, u should come up to me and call me boo, then kiss me and squeeze my booty"

when she said that my dyck jumped






















but peep this

later she came back up and said

"i dont think i told you how old i was"

i was like why?


she was like

"how old u think i am?"

i was like 31 to 35

she was like "I'm

Spoiler

45

"





she look so young





i want that disco era p*ssy



she hugged me monday


i act like a sucka cause im trying to be faithful
but this bytch
got that crossfit body and bubble gum booty

 

[Zero]

Yep...I'm downloading 459GB of Sega Saturn games

 

[Rawtid]

so last night at the gym
that sexy ass trainer chick
came up and talked to me


saying i need to protect her cause some fat ass dude and his friend were making weird comments to her

them nikkas looked at me and went up stairs

-so she was asking me what my girl cooked for me
-- i was like "nothing, cause she dont live with me"

she smiled and said she needs to feed me

so we start chatting about how dudes always sweating her in there but that she dont like any of them

she was like
"I need a smart man like you"

- i told her i was going to start pretending like she was my wife and making comments so dudes would leave her alone

--then she was like "yeah, u should come up to me and call me boo, then kiss me and squeeze my booty"

when she said that my dyck jumped






















but peep this

later she came back up and said

"i dont think i told you how old i was"

i was like why?


she was like

"how old u think i am?"

i was like 31 to 35

she was like "I'm

Spoiler

45

"





she look so young





i want that disco era p*ssy



she hugged me monday


i act like a sucka cause im trying to be faithful
but this bytch
got that crossfit body and bubble gum booty

She has disco era herpes, breh. Don't do it.

 

[Panther]

Got some edibles for this weekend

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

She has disco era herpes, breh. Don't do it.

Don't be negative
I think she in a drought

She been on my dikk hard

 

[Rawtid]

Don't be negative
I think she in a drought

She been on my dikk hard

Stop thinking about cheating on your girl.

 

[DrunkenNovice]

This nikka @Codeine Crazy. Feeding the streets . If you ever get those 90s again let me know

 

[Codeine Crazy]

This nikka @Codeine Crazy. Feeding the streets . If you ever get those 90s again let me know

Def bro.....Im bout to stock up on like two xboxs for my lil cousins.

they gonna love me this christmas

 

[illadope]

What do yall brehs think of this?

 

[chabvongaBlackus]

Always jowl to discreet class hungry now .... never pay attention and end up on thecoli

 

[nomoreneveragain]

Yo they got 1 Minute HIV Tests now ...

Tested Negative

 

[Dwolf]

She has disco era herpes, breh. Don't do it.

Stop hating on black love

 

[Rawtid]

Stop hating on black love

I don't support black cheating.