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Sonic Boom of the South

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Rosenbreg's, Rosenberg's...1825, Tulane
so last night at the gym
that sexy ass trainer chick
came up and talked to me


saying i need to protect her cause some fat ass dude and his friend were making weird comments to her

them nikkas looked at me and went up stairs

-so she was asking me what my girl cooked for me
-- i was like "nothing, cause she dont live with me"

she smiled and said she needs to feed me

so we start chatting about how dudes always sweating her in there but that she dont like any of them

she was like
"I need a smart man like you"

- i told her i was going to start pretending like she was my wife and making comments so dudes would leave her alone

--then she was like "yeah, u should come up to me and call me boo, then kiss me and squeeze my booty"

when she said that my dyck jumped:ohlawd:






















but peep this

later she came back up and said

"i dont think i told you how old i was"

i was like why?


she was like

"how old u think i am?"

i was like 31 to 35

she was like "I'm
45
"


:mindblown::dwillhuh:


she look so young

:mjcry:



i want that disco era p*ssy:wow:



she hugged me monday


i act like a sucka cause im trying to be faithful
but this bytch
got that crossfit body and bubble gum booty
 

Llcoolbay

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St Louis Rams!!!!!
Teamed with dude I knew from HS in 2 classes for group projects and this dude comes to class like once every 2 weeks.

Did all the work in 1 class, luckily its a simple class

There was fine girl who asked me be her teammate and i said no for this nikka tho :skip:

Group members in the 2nd class decided to kick him out... Now he teamed up with other guys who havent come to class since the first week :huhldup:
 

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Queens
all in 24 hours

1. girl im enfatuated with tells me she wants to stop talking to me because she wants to stop cheating on her man. i understand but it sucks. i really liked her.:mjcry:


2. my ex who i was with for 7 years, lived with for 4, calls me and tells me shes engaged, and that she wanted me to know and be my friend.:francis:


3. bar im at drowning my sorrows at has a big fight and i get drinks spilled all over my leather.:martin:


4. its 230 am i gotta be at work at 8 and i cant sleep.:upsetfavre:









:patrice:






























































:yeshrug:
 

Poh SIti Dawn

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I wrote some new bars while we were in the moving truck today, and finished the rest at home.

I'm behind a blue Focus,
But I'm in, a blue Locust,
And they tried to roast us,
But couldn't even approach us,
they say we "right just",
righteous just like we Moses,
I know this, but don't keep an eye open,
I'm hopin', or seeking,
seeing is believing,
and I can't see you,
So what does that tell you that I'm thinking?
John Wayne frame,
shooting for the top without blinking,
Red October flow, with absolutely, no sinking.
I'm on a mission,
To live life with no permission,
In addition,
Apprehending the competition,
It's suspension,
Suspicion,
Did I forget to mention,
The comprehension of another dimension.
 
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