My family decided to hold off on a big get together on Thanksgiving, since I told them I wouldn't make it home until Christmas. Now I'm getting a new job on the 30th and I'm not sure if I'll even get there on Christmas now. Granny told me she already got them chitterling in the freezer, just for me. She's gonna be crushed if I don't come,

my mama and auntie are gonna tell me I ain't shyt.

My uncles are gonna call me "mr big time" sarcastically and I'm going to have to remind them that they still owe me money.

My little brother is gonna be passive aggressive and say he already knew I wasn't coming.

Step dad is gonna call and say how sad my mom is about me not coming and that he stocked up on beer for me, and now he gotta try and get rid of it.
Not to mention all the shyt I gotta get from all my cousins, family friends and my nikkas.
shyt's skressful.
It just hit me that if I have kids they're not really gonna be close to my family. They're just going to be country realitives to them.
shyts skressful.
