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I promised my kids I'd take them to see Star Wars today but it's cold as Trump's heart outside...they might have to settle for the bootleg, juice boxes and homemade popcorn. :dame:
My homegirl asked if I was going to the parade today and I asked her was it indoors :lolbron:. I'm not trying to see any parts of outside today.
 

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Ms. February wanted to erase her hoenness.:lolbron:
He said I can help you with that lets talk over dinner. I want try this new recipe for offline they say no matter who makes it, it taste delicious and yet different every time :ohhh:

Him: can u pick up what we need?

Her: sure thing
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Him: need some cherries, strawberries and a cucumber

She gets back they both where attached he was married to the game she committed to her work but tonight they where both


H: take off your clothes

Take the cucumber and slide it deep inside that pucy baby
Now take it out and clean it!

Just then he takes the cherries ties them around base of dic
Now you have to get the cherries no hands

She starts to climb the chocolate Mount Everest with her lips

As she starts to gag her brain sends all types of signals to her mouth looking for vacant space
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