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International Playa
Playa with a Passport
Im 29, my current girl is 20, turning 21 in April. She thinks Im 22/23. She is real immature at times,so sometimes I gotta let few things slide. Her coochie is super wet and tight tho.
Just relax bruh, do you. You dont wanna date older women breh.The older the woman, the more baggage she has emotionallly and physically. The older the chick, most likely her body count is very high, has children. If I had to date a woman my age I would be dealing with a lot of fukkery, high body counts, emotional baggage from past relationships, kids from past relationships.
So you lied about ya age?Im 29, my current girl is 20, turning 21 in April. She thinks Im 22/23. She is real immature at times,so sometimes I gotta let few things slide. Her coochie is super wet and tight tho.
Just relax bruh, do you. You dont wanna date older women breh.The older the woman, the more baggage she has emotionallly and physically. The older the chick, most likely her body count is very high, has children. If I had to date a woman my age I would be dealing with a lot of fukkery, high body counts, emotional baggage from past relationships, kids from past relationships.
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Jesus Loves you...Your Cat doesn't. {#Dogset}
I swear Black Jesus is punishing me for shyt I knoweth not what I Doeth this month.
Just had a molar pulled so for the following month I can't:-
- Smoke weed on the weekends.
This entire month of March we got Monday Holidays so that's 3 night smoke sessions as opposed to just two.
- Kiss girls.
I ain't for that chaste peck shyt, If I can't swallow a chick's tongue she should refrain from trying to kiss a breh.
- Eat p*ssy.
Normally not a problem since I'm celibate when I'm here but a girl I have it away with whenever we meet is in town and she's more than likely going to be our before this shyt heals...and she got that good good. 
-Drink Alcohol. So I can't even get a buzz going with her and talk shyt or even replace my go to weed weekend haze.
Now I know Adebisi felt when Emerald City went dry.
Just had a molar pulled so for the following month I can't:-
- Smoke weed on the weekends.
This entire month of March we got Monday Holidays so that's 3 night smoke sessions as opposed to just two.- Kiss girls.
I ain't for that chaste peck shyt, If I can't swallow a chick's tongue she should refrain from trying to kiss a breh.- Eat p*ssy.
Normally not a problem since I'm celibate when I'm here but a girl I have it away with whenever we meet is in town and she's more than likely going to be our before this shyt heals...and she got that good good. -Drink Alcohol. So I can't even get a buzz going with her and talk shyt or even replace my go to weed weekend haze.
Now I know Adebisi felt when Emerald City went dry.
Sounds like an entire month of saving money to me. Put the money you would normally buy for weed, alcohol and chicks to the side and see how much you have at the end of the month.I swear Black Jesus is punishing me for shyt I knoweth not what I Doeth this month.
Just had a molar pulled so for the following month I can't:-
- Smoke weed on the weekends.
- Kiss girls.
- Eat p*ssy.
-Drink Alcohol. So I can't even get a buzz going with her and talk shyt or even replace my go to weed weekend haze.
Now I know Adebisi felt when Emerald City went dry.
International Playa
Playa with a Passport
Yessss
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Jesus Loves you...Your Cat doesn't. {#Dogset}
Weed still from that ounce I purchased that we chatted about a month or so ago.
I hoard Alcohol/Wine so that would have already be taken care of.
Save for a dinner or two, the only extra quid I would have spent would be on gas and it takes 25 dollars to fill my tank.
Trust me, I'd never let my vices get in the way of banking atleast 75 percent of my pay cheque each month. I'm just having a whinge.
fukk it....if she really likes me she'd be down to eat Cream of Wheat, drink water and rub noses while watching House of Cards or some shyt.
Wtf!!
Saw a house today that was legit. I put an offer in. Here we go again lol. It was nice because the basement was livable
My mom is coming with me for a few months and I'm
and 
at the same time. The plan was for us to stay together, stack/pay off debt and then part ways. I guess she forgot to stack. At least I would be able to continue my morning workouts without worrying about a sitter. At the same time I'm lame as hell for staying with my mom even though I pay most of the bills. No one will ever see it differently.
My mom is coming with me for a few months and I'm
and at the same time. The plan was for us to stay together, stack/pay off debt and then part ways. I guess she forgot to stack. At least I would be able to continue my morning workouts without worrying about a sitter. At the same time I'm lame as hell for staying with my mom even though I pay most of the bills. No one will ever see it differently.
LinusCaldwell
From The Eastside with Love
Sunalmighty
Superstar
It feels good to not give a fukk
Was in the bathroom with the light off. My ding-a-ling hangs left. I just pissed all over the bathroom, in the trashcan, on the scale...I had to get out the bleach spray and wipe down anything witha sign of moisture on it.
CountryBoyL
Pro
So I tried that periscope app out last night. Ended up watching some be white chick from overseas playing wit herself n shyt
So brehs was commenting on her shyt and one breh said "she prolly squirts burger grease"
That was honestly the funniest shyt I've heard in a long damn time, I was fukking
So brehs was commenting on her shyt and one breh said "she prolly squirts burger grease"
That was honestly the funniest shyt I've heard in a long damn time, I was fukking
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