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roxxthe96er
Emcee
Vibe with me Coli...
Blackout
just your usual nerdy brotha
I love KC.
Tech N9ne >>>>
International Playa
Playa with a Passport
What happened brehRegret is one of the worst feeling there is
I promise I'm never gonna waste a opportunity again and I wont be scared to open my mouth.
Just looking back and feeling dumb for being too timid to take opportunitiesWhat happened breh
Being aggressive has worked a lot better for me and I learned how to be aggressive at 22 instead of 16
I dont care much for this place anymore
wingstop
Superstar
Was in the bathroom with the light off. My ding-a-ling hangs left. I just pissed all over the bathroom, in the trashcan, on the scale...I had to get out the bleach spray and wipe down anything with
a sign of moisture on it.
this happens all the time to meBreh that shyt had me heated. When i realized I was missing the toilet, I couldn't reach the light switch cause I would have to lean, potentially pissing on the sink and everything else.
So
I tried to hold it problem is that initial "cutting of the stream" caused a stronger stream to fly off and hit the wall, meanwhile im still dripping piss.I basically had to hope I was in the general direction of the toilet for another 10 seconds
Good thing I drink a lot of water, cause it would have been a yellow mess EVERYWHERE.
Breh that shyt had me heated. When i realized I was missing the toilet, I couldn't reach the light switch cause I would have to lean, potentially pissing on the sink and everything else.
So
I basically had to hope I was in the general direction of the toilet for another 10 seconds
The worst is when you actually lined up right and for whatever reason it shoots to the left or the right
That pisses me off so bad
ManThe worst is when you actually lined up right and for whatever reason it shoots to the left or the right
That pisses me off so bad
no need to tell me. I once accidentally pissed on the toilet paper roll
I have some "split stream" action and fired off a forked piss so fierce that I got the toilet and the paper.Had to throw the tissue away
You don't have to post.
Not that I have a penis but I can't squat in public restrooms, piss goes every where. I've cleaned a public toilet more that I care to admit. I'm talking go into the break room/janitors closet to grab cleaning supplies and then lining the seat with toilet with paper. The bathroom at my job is accessible to the public and I bring the container of clorox wipes with me.Man
Had to throw the tissue away
Nope, don't even have to explain it, ma. IN MY OWN HOUSE I don't use the bathroom unless I wipe down the toilet (OCD from when I realized 3 members of my family have periods.)
I can't even pee standing up in a public restroom cause a gross bathroom turns me off totally.
I remember going to a girls house. I had a massive crush on her. Home was beautiful, family nice...but her main-floor bathroom had old bathroom fixtures, and the toilet had doodoo streaks
right in the center.
I often sit to pee in my own home
I'm well hung, so sometimes its easier to sit and let things happen
Them doodoo streaks had me peeing while looking up at the ceiling.
I can't stand a nasty toilet. Often times I go to the bathroom intending to use it, and spend 5 minutes cleaning itand the surrounding areas, totally not having to go to the bathroom anymore by the time I finish.
Hijo de luna
Superstar
God I blew that call I got nervous, tripped over my words 
I just want to go home and crawl under the bed 
Edit: I'm over it
I got nervous, tripped over my words I just want to go home and crawl under the bed Edit: I'm over it
