I love KC. 


I love KC.
What happened brehRegret is one of the worst feeling there is
I promise I'm never gonna waste a opportunity again and I wont be scared to open my mouth.

Just looking back and feeling dumb for being too timid to take opportunitiesWhat happened breh![]()


Was in the bathroom with the light off. My ding-a-ling hangs left. I just pissed all over the bathroom, in the trashcan, on the scale...I had to get out the bleach spray and wipe down anything with
a sign of moisture on it.
this happens all the time to meBreh that shyt had me heated. When i realized I was missing the toilet, I couldn't reach the light switch cause I would have to lean, potentially pissing on the sink and everything else.this happens all the time to me
I tried to hold it
problem is that initial "cutting of the stream" caused a stronger stream to fly off and hit the wall, meanwhile im still dripping piss.
Good thing I drink a lot of water, cause it would have been a yellow mess EVERYWHERE.Breh that shyt had me heated. When i realized I was missing the toilet, I couldn't reach the light switch cause I would have to lean, potentially pissing on the sink and everything else.
SoI tried to hold it
problem is that initial "cutting of the stream" caused a stronger stream to fly off and hit the wall, meanwhile im still dripping piss.
I basically had to hope I was in the general direction of the toilet for another 10 secondsGood thing I drink a lot of water, cause it would have been a yellow mess EVERYWHERE.


ManThe worst is when you actually lined up right and for whatever reason it shoots to the left or the right
That pisses me off so bad![]()
no need to tell me. I once accidentally pissed on the toilet paper roll
I have some "split stream" action and fired off a forked piss so fierce that I got the toilet and the paper.
You don't have to post.I dont care much for this place anymore
Not that I have a penis but I can't squat in public restrooms, piss goes every where. I've cleaned a public toilet more that I care to admit. I'm talking go into the break room/janitors closet to grab cleaning supplies and then lining the seat with toilet with paper. The bathroom at my job is accessible to the public and I bring the container of clorox wipes with me.Manno need to tell me. I once accidentally pissed on the toilet paper roll
I have some "split stream" action and fired off a forked piss so fierce that I got the toilet and the paper.
Had to throw the tissue away![]()
Nope, don't even have to explain it, ma. IN MY OWN HOUSE I don't use the bathroom unless I wipe down the toilet (OCD from when I realized 3 members of my family have periods.)Not that I have a penis but I can't squat in public restrooms, piss goes every where. I've cleaned a public toilet more that I care to admit. I'm talking go into the break room/janitors closet to grab cleaning supplies and then lining the seat with toilet with paper. The bathroom at my job is accessible to the public and I bring the container of clorox wipes with me.
I often sit to pee in my own home

I can't stand a nasty toilet. Often times I go to the bathroom intending to use it, and spend 5 minutes cleaning it
I got nervous, tripped over my words
I just want to go home and crawl under the bed 
