Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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Just keep your money.
Hey something is better than nothing all I got is 20 s and I'm not giving them 20 a piece for 15 min of work, anyways they declined the water and they left so quick I didn't get a chance to tip them
I love my mother but sometimes she's crazy. Like mom, I drove all the way to visit you to check to see if you're ok, and as soon as I enter your house you are telling stories about my childhood past...
Mom: "Oh- I remember when Chris was 5 years old and every time a woman walk past him he just ran towards them and hump their legs. It was soo cute. With him likkle self"
Mom friend 1: "Really, that's adorable"
Mom friend 2: "Awww. Your son turned out to be a handsome young man"
Mom: " I have a baby picture of him butt naked in the tub touching his wee-wee"
Me: MOM!
Mom: "Wah? I cannot help it!"
Parents....
Mom: "Oh- I remember when Chris was 5 years old and every time a woman walk past him he just ran towards them and hump their legs. It was soo cute. With him likkle self"
Mom friend 1: "Really, that's adorable"
Mom friend 2: "Awww. Your son turned out to be a handsome young man"
Mom: " I have a baby picture of him butt naked in the tub touching his wee-wee"
Me: MOM!
Mom: "Wah? I cannot help it!"
Parents....
I love my mother but sometimes she's crazy. Like mom, I drove all the way to visit you to check to see if you're ok, and as soon as I enter your house you are telling stories about my childhood past...
Mom: "Oh- I remember when Chris was 5 years old and every time a woman walk past him he just ran towards them and hump their legs. It was soo cute. With him likkle self"
Mom friend 1: "Really, that's adorable"
Mom friend 2: "Awww. Your son turned out to be a handsome young man"
Mom: " I have a baby picture of him butt naked in the tub touching his wee-wee"
Me: MOM!
Mom: "Wah? I cannot help it!"
Parents....
Post pics of said mother so we can determine if she is worth the headache
lol I love these 
I love my mother but sometimes she's crazy. Like mom, I drove all the way to visit you to check to see if you're ok, and as soon as I enter your house you are telling stories about my childhood past...
Mom: "Oh- I remember when Chris was 5 years old and every time a woman walk past him he just ran towards them and hump their legs. It was soo cute. With him likkle self"
Mom friend 1: "Really, that's adorable"
Mom friend 2: "Awww. Your son turned out to be a handsome young man"
Mom: " I have a baby picture of him butt naked in the tub touching his wee-wee"
Me: MOM!
Mom: "Wah? I cannot help it!"
Parents....
Ain't nobody want my ass when I was single. I couldn't get a nikka worth talking to to breathe in my direction.
Almost 3yrs into marriage I'm still getting the occasional "I have a crush on you" or "you with someone now" texts.
Bruh, lemme lone! An old co-worker hit me uo today talmbout that shyt. nikka! We worked together for 8yrs! Nah, son. I never even looked at you like that
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Almost 3yrs into marriage I'm still getting the occasional "I have a crush on you" or "you with someone now" texts.
Bruh, lemme lone! An old co-worker hit me uo today talmbout that shyt. nikka! We worked together for 8yrs! Nah, son. I never even looked at you like that
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Getting closer to settlement. Had "bind" my homeowners insurance, initial another addendum and the escrow deposit finally came out of my account. Settlement is scheduled for the 15th I'm crossing my fingers that it doesn't get delayed.
on tonight and try some
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Something in that salad got my stomach on 10
Somebody help me
Somebody help me
