Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Panther]

She moved back here right as the summer starts. And we gonna be living close to each other...

 

[Zero]

Yeah...went ahead and copped that whole Ham and Swiss sammich with spicy mustard

$3 delivery fee but I didn't need to order $10-15 worth of stuff

 

[The ADD]

Yeah...went ahead and copped that whole Ham and Swiss sammich with spicy mustard

$3 delivery fee but I didn't need to order $10-15 worth of stuff

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

got a new job at a bank (pending drug test results) but I should be gucci because I used synthetic urine and turned it in at the correct temperature. Was one of the most nerve racking events of my life though. I was so god damn nervous.

 

[Zero]

Delivery was quick as hell (it ought to be, I'm only a couple streets over and it's a cold sandwich ) and the sandwich was pretty good

Now I won't just pass it by everytime I drive by it

 

[Blackout]

Panera Bread delivers now?


Looks like they deliver to the crib


I might get my on tonight and try some

Lucky

I live in the hood so they dont come around here

 

[old_timer]

"breh, can i hop on your hotspot for a minute??"
"..."
"i only get 2 gigs a month..."
"..."
"i know, i know"
"the password is harlem .. all lowercase, but the e is a 3"
"thanks, i owe you one"

 

[Zero]

Lucky

I live in the hood so they dont come around here

I'm still in the hood and thats why I was surprised they delivered here


To be fair though, it's much MUCH better than it used to be...we've even had white residents for the last couple of years

 

[The Mad Titan]

When you find out someone you've been casually talking to is actually drop dead gorgeous

Spoiler

 

[Rawtid]

When you find out someone you've been casually talking to is actually drop dead gorgeous

Spoiler

You were talking to someone you didn't see a pic of? Bold man.

 

[The Mad Titan]

You were talking to someone you didn't see a pic of? Bold man.

I mean I saw them I knew they were pretty, and I wasn't trying to holla or get with them.


Just convo here and there...


Saw them and I wasn't expecting it at all.

 

[Mr210]

I commend full time movers, there is no one I could move other people furniture for a living, sofas, dressers, beds TV hell naw

 

[Unknown Poster]

Goddamnit, I hate modern jeans now. They make all of these damn jeans for small dikked cacs and not brothas. SMH. Then I got a bunch of supposedly straight cacs crotch watching me and sweating my dikk size cause they think everybody has a small dikk like them. fukk out of here with that shyt. This been happening to me alot and it's always these so-called straight white guys with their embedded obsession/fear of the black man's dikk. Next time I see one of these motherfukkers doing this, they getting they face rocked with a right hook sent with love from me. SMH.

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Some blogger is on NPR talking about how American Idol made Kelly Clarkson and Ryan Seacrest household names, and produced other minor stars. How is she leaving out Jennifer Hudson, who won an Oscar?!

 

[Mr210]

gotta wait another 2 weeks before my new sofa and recliner comes in