Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[ThaBronxBully]

OMG OMG OMMFG

So My Boss Is In His Office, Door Open, Mind You He's Not Far And Within Ear Shot Of The Rest Of Us

He's Checking His Voicemails (Over Speaker Phone) And One Goes

"Hello This Is Kelly From CVS Pharmacy, Calling To Let You Know That Your Anal Wart Cre....."

Then He Cuts It Off On Some



Dead Ass I Contemplated Stapling My Own Hand To Keep From Busting Out Laughing

 

[-G$-]

just came from my barber shop and i knew dude sitting next to me looked familiar but i couldn't place his face. i see him get up when he's done and hit his barber off w what looked like a very generous tip, walk outside and hop into a bentley waiting for him. my barber sees me watching the whole thing and taps me on the shoulder and goes, "that's jacob the jeweler."

i was pretty surprised, my barber shop is a total dive type place that you wouldn't even know was there unless you tripped over the front step. would have expected him to go somewhere a little more upscale w that kinda dough.

 

[Illuminatos]

There's cops on every block where I live.

 

[CASHAPP]

OMG OMG OMMFG

So My Boss Is In His Office, Door Open, Mind You He's Not Far And Within Ear Shot Of The Rest Of Us

He's Checking His Voicemails (Over Speaker Phone) And One Goes

"Hello This Is Kelly From CVS Pharmacy, Calling To Let You Know That Your Anal Wart Cre....."

Then He Cuts It Off On Some



Dead Ass I Contemplated Stapling My Own Hand To Keep From Busting Out Laughing

Women......the "smartest species"

Dumb loud mouths.......

 

[Sierra Mist]

Wow. Time to move on for real.

 

[YouLoveMe]

Wow. Time to move on for real.

Relationship problems??

 

[Sierra Mist]

Relationship problems??

lmao no

 

[YouLoveMe]

lmao no

Damn, i thought DarlingNikki was back on the market.

Don't slip.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Damn, i thought DarlingNikki was back on the market.

Don't slip.

smh

 

[Sierra Mist]

Maybe a nap will make me feel better.

 

[YouLoveMe]

Maybe a nap will make me feel better.

Can i smell you're butt??

 

[James Carter]

Don't slip.

too late...

 

[Sierra Mist]

too late...

Really?

 

[YouLoveMe]

too late...

How so??

 

[James Carter]