- hate when homeless people go thru my recycling, I gotta touch that bin after you
- also dislike being the chick that's truly into sports as my female friends always asking me "where you watching the game"...um, at my fukking house where I can see and hear it while not dealing with crowds, overpriced drinks, bad food, shytty service, and loud muthafukkas. You trying to make every game an event, go to the bar with your folks who are more concerned with being seen than seeing the game

i gladly invite these bytches over...i always got drank and i cook for my guests, but they ain't serious, funny how my male friends take up the offer
- buy amg/m/SS/GT models of cars to turn around and drive 55 on the freeway brehs
- speaking of cars, tesla's are so fukking sexy
