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Blown Moon

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It's not cool to tear down obviously unstable people. I hope dude doesn't hurt himself.

With this type of shyt becoming prevalent nowadays, I really believe a nation wide rent a friend service would pop off. You'd most likely have to charge double because the rentees would need someone who's bout that life lurking in the shadows for just in case protection.
 

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My nikka Theophilus London dropped some heat.

 
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:leon: so a former coworker who is now at our competitor just called me on my cell trying to recruit me. I'm going to call her later and see what that $$ look like, but I've already been thinking about leaving this company before the year is out. Might be what I was looking for.
 

dora_da_destroyer

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I don't think they should have pulled my wisdom teeth, first of all, I only had three, for some reason the fourth was never there, secondly, my teeth weren't crowded, and lastly, I have "lots" of space between my molars, not noticeable like gaps but a lot by dental standards, and I think having my wisdom teeth would have closed some of these spaces, I have to floss because of the way food gets trapped.
 

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I was thinking of how come we don't have teleportation yet. What I concluded with is that is would kill the automotive industry, drastically reduce the need for oil, and be the death blow to the postal service...and they can't have that.

They best way they can achieve teleportation (and fucc us) is to sell us booths that decompose our cells and send us through the phone lines.

So of course, they would have to sell us the booths - at the cost of a car - which we would use by having a monthy transportation plan through AT&T or whatever. Or, they would also have public booths - like a Pay Teleporter - that send groups of people to a specific location.



Also, i'm not crazy about pretzels.
 
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